Remember ABC - Always Break the Casualty

The Head bone's connected to the....Neck bone,

The Neck bone's connected to the............. oh bolleaux!

The dummy demonstrates both styles of "crop top".....


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Do you think we can fix her with a bit of hose???



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I'm trying to see if her chest rises and falls with the breaths - I can't help it if I'm long-sighted!!!!

"I think I've managed to free the airway . . ."

It was clear that traditional first aid was not going to be much use in Iraq.

"Shes a bloody good kisser, what are 'er tits like?"

Firefighter Bloggs' attempt to sneak off with the torso had so far gone un-noticed, he needed some privacy to resolve the situation he found himself in when he sat down too quickly on the dummy's right arm.

OCU for the Conjoined Twins Emergency Rescue Unit Basic Course.........

OK folks, I'll keep this short as Mrs Radalt is inbound after a quick recce of the Next sale, Mummy Radalt is downstairs wanting more sherry and I've yet to crack open any tinnies for myself.
So......

Lafyar Cockoff, one pace forward....

Merry Christmas to all.

Thanks - what a Christmas present... no, really!!!

Oh well - totally un-seasonal but here goes:

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Wimbledon had devised a cunning plan to avoid rain stopping play with a new design of centre court they could fly above the weather!

Flt Lt's Shuttlecock & Brown devise a new way to prevent boredom on their first crossing of the Atlantic Ocean

"This was proving to be quite a rally, but there again, it had to really. The last ballboy had fallen off somewhere over Croydon"

Conan

Company photo of the 1/3 scale prototype testing of the F-15 (Flying Tennis Court)......

"For Christ's sake - keep the bloody ball in the middle!"

THrough an unfortunate technical error, the scoreboard currently showed: Forty One - Love

You idiot!!! It's the Shuttleworth Collection, not shuttlecock!!

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'In-flight' entertainment was a little more hands-on in those early days.

The very first aircraft to be fitted with autopilot was also the first equipped with sports facilities to address anticipated pilot boredom. An MOD study concluded that, thankfully, the anticipated boredom did not materialise, and so future aircraft were not fitted with any apparatus to entertain pilot's minds and exercise their bodies.

adr

"You cannot be serious - I saw exhaust dust!"

"Hey - up here one down doesn't make you an ACE"