GW: I'm telling you son, just 1 viagra and it's like this for hours....


Sonny: Funny, it'll keep me up for days.......(Thinks " you old fossil)

"Ah'm not puttin' ma arm down, you didn't say "Simon sez""

My Fellow Pelicans.....
 

While attempting to bond with the military, GWB demonstrates the perils of inbreeding - "Gimme six"

"Bagsy I'm Maverick!"

"Go on, pull my finger......"

Pilot: "So Tony can fit that many up his :mad:"


Well, aleast the pilot knows the truth:}

GWB: I stuff a sock this big in there, it impresses Laura's girlfriends...

Pilot: Well it is clear -- you are a D*@%...

GWB " If I drop my hand at least 6 snipers will blow your brains out !"
FJ " I hope they aim low - remember I'm a fastjet jockey ??":p

GWB: "And then I told the RAF copper...Barrier goes up! Like this!:} "

Jet Jock: "Mr President...I remustered from provost:( "

oooh things will never be the same now ive seen yours !

"God as my Judge....I would rather chew tin foil than listen to a bunch of whinging POM's!"

GWB: We'll the way we deal with SASLESS in the Whit House is to smack him on the forehead like this whenever he makes one of his typical annoying comments. :)

Mr Flibble is very cross........

What's that Mr Flibble? Invade Iran? Ooh I couldn't possibly do that....could I??

"awe come on Captain, ya only have to do it once! I fell the need, the need for.............."

Firstly apologies for the absence - leave is such a bad idea!:zzz:
Secondly thanks to Airborne Artist for filling in for me. I'll judge this one Monday 4th or sooner if there's a lack of interest.

Bush: So you call that move 'going ballistic'? That gives me an idea....
Pilot: Why, why, why did they inhibit my 'command eject' switch??

GWB: Yeah I know what the world thinks I am but look.... I aint got no callouses.

Judging is well over due on this one and for the most amusing and realistic answer it has to go to :
Brian Dixon.:D

For those of you who got side tracked by GWB's anatomy - you are sick, sick puppies!:yuk:

Thank you.

Anyone mind if I wait 24 hours now the names of the Nimrod crew have been released? Just seems appropriate.

Brian

Good luck everyone!

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Heard from the Sniper Instructor "For F**Ks Sake Rupert....keep yer head to the side...you aren't in the Guards you know!"