"...The bomb disposal man just knew he should have read the manual...red wire? blue wire? red wire? blue wire?....."

The MO always needed assistance to remove the helmets from the heads of overswelled egos but this one was proving a bugger to remove

LAC Dogsbreath demonstrates the latest template for ensuring consistent haircuts.

"Honey, when you said you wanted to play with my helmet I'd hoped you had something more exciting in mind..."

R1

Stude: "I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy"

Keep 'em coming folks. Perhaps some happy-hour lubrication tonight will elicit a few more entries. I believe Sunday night is the traditional closing date / time, so I'll name the winner then.

TO'G - humble apologies for usurping your position.

After being told to 'Wind his neck in', Bloggs took the advice literally and went off to see the squippers, who were more than happy to oblige.....

It was an old jape to pull a pair of Matron's bloomers over the head of a sleeping pilot. Old, but still eminently satisfying...

...and guaranteed to raise more of a chuckle than this lame caption

OK, ENDEX. AOC's Commendations to:

Mike Jenvey for and Lafyar Cokov for But top prize goes to Go Smoke for:


Next please, Go Smoke, or do you want to invite Toxteth O'Grady to step up?

Thanks An Teallach,
I had a really good laugh over that last one - all the entries were top drawer.

I think it is only fitting that Toxteth O'Grady should submit the next picture and am looking forward to it.

Step up Toxteth

Best Regards,
GS.

Ta-daah!

Thanks for the accolade GS and AT.


And this week's entry is..................

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:cool:

TOG

The Board of Inquiry learnt that there had been a history of visual cracks with this particular airframe................

The unit's engineering staff were always known to be a cheeky lot and it was not all that uncommon they would show their behinds. It was always thought that if things could be brought to an even keel....it would be all smiles!

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The cheapest tender for work clothing came from a builders' merchant in Essex.

or

Five cracks were immediately apparent on the starboard side of the airframe.

adr

When asked how good the new LITS system was, the engineers decided a visual description would be best.

..The Chief wasn't fooled by the lads' attempt at looking busy.......




......it was patently obvious to all and sundry that they were simply ar*eing about.....

OC Eng Wg noted that the LEAN process was failing to make headway with techy's arses.

"Is that a crack on the fuselage?"

EDIT: Sorry Stik, didn't see you had posted something of a similar nature until I actually read t'others... :\

The ships Captain was extremely concerned as the picture accompanying the April 2005 page of the Royal Naval calender had led to a huge increased demand on the ward room tissue supply :E

all spelling mistakes are "df" alcohol induced

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The builders looked hard for the rotary fire bell - not realising that some joker had stuck it on the tail!!!