The pominent 'eject handle' to Bloggs's rear should have given him a clue that the cart wasn't CAT 1 on the safety roster.

Hold it steady for another 30 seconds Mavrick, I've just about got the Velux in place now.

Proof of concept trials on a more cost effect JSF pilot escape model were going to plan.

(From Team America: World Police)

"...now you remember the signal if you think that they are on to you, don't you?..."

"And this is why we call it the Fart-Kart"

After a rigorous competition, SAC Jenny had been chosen to test the UK's answer to the Space Shuttle. It was only one second after ignition that she suddenly thought:

"Oh my God, I think I've left the iron on"

Mr Speilberg sorely regretted bidding on Ebay for the "concours" De Lorion as he sets up the opening scene of his latest blockbuster "Back to the Future 4"

....and, as a result of many canopy cleaning trials, MOD has deduced that superglue was not a good substitute on the inside surfaces.

Flt Lt Carter and old flame caught attempting a quick one on the runway

For readers of JetBlast:

"A smug smile played around the lips of Flt Lt Bloggs as the runway conveyor belt moved underneath him. He was right. He would never become airborne"




...or would he?

genius, Onan!!!


:ok:

It was the last time little Jimmy Schumacher let his mum tumble dry his car.

http://www.jetkart.co.uk/assets/photo_flame2.jpg

The driver was annoyed - but not as pi55ed off as the Pheonix he had just driven over!!!

Hello all,
Apologies for the late judging. Mrs Radalt had made plans and apparently judging the Cap Com isn't a good enough excuse not to go. Pah! Wimmin!

So without further a do...
The winner is:

Step forward Shy Torque!

No Shytorque?
OK second place:
Over to you, g126

Errrrr.... G126 Are you there? Anyone tried a PM?


Conan

Here's one to be going on with until G126 wakes up

http://www.usagers.umontreal.ca/bord...lackpool_1.jpg

"Didn't you hear me - I said Gear Up"

Their performance was never quite so precise after doctors finally separated the cojoined twins.

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In 2008, Nike began its sponsorship of the armed services and "Don't ask don't tell" was finally replaced with "Just do it".

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The chaps had done such a magnificent job of decorating the main hangar on HMS Ark Royal. This trip was going to be ten months to remember.

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Herr Oberleuitnant Von Bloggs had been awarded the Knight's Cross mit Oak Leaves so many times that a special uniform had to be designed just to display them properly.

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I'm Jake the Peg...with the extra leg

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A typical Glasgow weekend in Blackpool

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A little colour came to Jemima's cheeks as she realised exactly how pleased Roderick was to see her

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"Wonderful" cried the MC of the pro am ballroom contest on the good ship Poseiden "Let's give our contestants a big wave"

The remaining contestants in the "I'm Strictly an X Celebrity, get me Dancing out of here" struggled on bravely after David Dickinson's make-up bag exploded.