I don't believe it!! Missed again! Sorry, that's not a caption. :\
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"Oi, Mate - don't squeeze so bleedin' 'ard!" :uhoh:

Next time, not so hard with the chest compressions.

It's the ideal sex toy for the finacially strapped room mates. One gets a blow job and the other gets his choice of pelvic satisfaction :ok:

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It was later suggested that the Sky Marshals had acted perhaps a little precipitously.

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Althought the London Fire Brigade CPR demonstration team had come a long way since their humble beginnings in 1952, the precision of their formation drills was still vastly overshaddowed by their military counterparts.

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Evan with their improved uniforms, the GPO were still unable to deliver anything without breaking it.

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The crowd cheered at the Sigapore police administered the only type of justice that would keep the streets free of mimes.

"I keep telling yez....you got to blow until you see the chest rise Bloggs! Now get huffing will you?"

The fire section were disqualified from the first aid competition as someone had given then a head start.

Or

"The Fire Service team were in the lead by a short nose"

Conan

When the police stopped them after their christmas party and said "Blow into this bag" neither of the firemen spotted the multitude of errors.


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Both of the new recruits took the CPR instructions a little bit too literally when it stated "Move the chin away from the body"


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Right hand fireman later that night: "I got some great head this morning"

"Have a close look to see if it's anyone you know while I feel around a bit."

Anyone else not able to see the pictures? :confused:

Strathclyde's Finest:

"Aw No! Last time ah felt a burd's left pap it blew the tap o' ma heid aff!"

[BBC-style Rab C Nesbit subtitle for the culturally challenged: Oh No! The last time I felt a lady's left breast it blew the top of my head off!]

"Well, I've heard of minimum separation distance, but are you sure this is what they meant?"

I'm guessin its another roody noody pic, any chance of modifying it so paradigm wont block it?

ta

Can you see it now?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...aramedics2.jpg

http://pictures.mildlyamusing.co.uk/...aramedics2.jpg
Personnel are all aware of Standing Orders that resuscitation attempts must continue until the patient breathes or a doctor authorises them to stop.

adr

I can't work it our sarge! We definitely got air escaping from somewhere.


When I said I could use a little 'head' - that wasn't actually what I meant.

"Do you know mate, this comes as no surprise, this muppet was frequently told to wind his neck in!"

If this is how they practice I would hate to see them try it on a real casualty.:uhoh:

"At last. At last I have a face. Call the professor!"

"It was a bit late in the day for all this, but Fireman Grubb was determined to help find the victims' other contact lens"

Conan

It's a bit late to CHUCKLE.