"You put your left leg in, your left leg out. You do the Hokey Cokey etc....

Sorry, couldn't resist....... just getting coat.

SP

Puuting soot on the eyepieces of the Captain's binoculars was one trick that never ceased to cause amusement amongst the other ranks.

I think we've got this one in the bag ... that silly cow Fiona is picking her nose again!

IGMC

CO 42 Commando demonstrates the revised recruit initiation procedure

The finals of Strictly Aircraft Marshalling were hotting up and whilst the blue team wowed the audience with their "Start Number 4 Engine" routine, Fiona paused for a moment, summing up all her artistic might ready to knock the judges for six with her "Flaps extended" move, new for this season.

"Now listen love, I've already told you. It's a bit further left"

"Step forward Shy Torque!" Damn! Missed my chance. Sorry, had to work. :(

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I'll just have a go at the new photo:

You "Step forward" like that again, Shytorque - and I'll slap your bottom - hard! And get your tongue out of my ear!

Having spent a few quid on wallpaper in the past, their lordships thought nothing of replacing the lino in the hall...

Cheeks all flushed, Fiona realized it was true what she had heard about Helicopter Pilots....it takes both hands to handle a chopper.

http://www.usagers.umontreal.ca/bord...lackpool_1.jpg
Prune still cherishes this snapshot he took on his visit. Not only had the OASC tests for spatial awareness and cooperation been transformed beyond recognition since his day, but also the hangar had benefitted greatly from the visit of the Changing Rooms team. He wasn't so sure about the practicality of what Trinny and Susanna had come up with to replace the numbered tabards, but the DS seemed happy enough with them.

adr

The new Queen's Colour Squadron drill display suffered greatly following the decision to allow females into the RAF Regiment.

Auditions for the new voice of Shannon Volmet took an unexpected turn in the fourth round.

"Dining-In Nights were never like this in my day," grumbled BEagle.

-or-

"Yellow card -- illegal use of hands"

-or-

Everyone else in the mess knew that "she" was actually LAC Walter "Hairless" Baggins, and Fl Lt Bloggs would be buying drinks well into the next decade to keep this one quiet.

The much maligned 'Black Arrows sequined synchro pair '
performed its world infamous 'touch and glow' manoevre before a startled Farnborough audience.

And on display now is the 28 Sqn Synchro Pair who boldly go where no man (or woman) have gone before...http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...x/downtown.gif

Sorry tried to judge last night but got the infamous "Server Down For Nightly Maintenance" message (translation: Must save post before hitting SUBMIT :{ )

If only my girlfriend would go down as often


Honorable mentions to Darth Nigel for - "Dining-In Nights were never like this in my day," grumbled BEagle.

and for An Teallach for - I think we've got this one in the bag ... that silly cow Fiona is picking her nose again!

Gratuitous use of the word "flaps" regarding any picture involving a woman to Talking Radalt for - The finals of Strictly Aircraft Marshalling were hotting up and whilst the blue team wowed the audience with their "Start Number 4 Engine" routine, Fiona paused for a moment, summing up all her artistic might ready to knock the judges for six with her "Flaps extended" move, new for this season.


but seeing as this was not a league match, but just a friendly, the next contestant is whoever gets here first out of ShyTorque and g126

Ahem!!!! Anyone out there? Think the lucky prizewinners are out to lunch, so a bump to the top just to let them catch up.


Conan

Please don't tell me this thread has died:}

OK then, since neither first nor second place from the last round have stepped up, I'll resubmit a new picture.
Judging in time for Christmas!
Over to you lot.....
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