"No, you're not, THAT guy over there is!" ;)

"I'm the ONLY gay in the village".

Last few hours, gents, as I'll be judging this on Sun evg, glass of wine in hand ...

Right gents - the claret is poured ...

Highly commended:

6Z3 .....#......you can have a good meal, you can do what ever.... etc etc

Brian Dixon It was him!! HE put the superglue on my hand...

But this weeks winner is:

Trumpet_trousers I promise you, as soon as I get my other hand free, you are going to get such a slap!

So, step forward, TT, and give us our next challenge ok: :ok:

Woo hoo!!
All I need now is advice on how to post a pic....

offers?

Use an image hosting site such as Photobucket

Good luck.
Brian

Help!
Can't get Photobucket to work - have got a pic into an album, followed the tutorial to upload to Pprune, but all I get is a load of text instead of my photo - what am i doing wrong?

Where you have your picture in the album, cut and paste the text in the Img box (bottom one of the three options).

That should do the trick.

ok.....here we go - thanks Brian

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d1...h_8b2d1d98.jpg

"Can I re-book that late lunch I just cancelled? And add a very large Scotch?"

"And you thought the Harrier was the only in service STOVL type"

Conan

"ONE-UNDRED-AN-8-T"

It's not a Javelin. It doesn't count; the record stands.

-or-

How bitterly I regretted briefing that I "would countenance any means to rid this station of its mole."

adr

"Damn! Last week an F3, now this....." said Sgt's Mess raffle-winner Archie Bloggs, (known to his mates as "Lucky") as he wafted back to Earth ;)

"Still not getting the round-out quite right, Bloggs, but definitely better that time".

"That's the best dart I've ever thrown."

It's a good job this aircraft had allready had the nose removed or it would have made a proper mess of the lawn.

The gate guard outside the new Defence Flt Safety Centre was contraversial to say the least.

or

The Fulcrum (?) display pilot only tried the "David Blunket" pull-out manouvre once!

or

Nav to Pilot: "Yeah - Good Gate!"

or

Just fix the balloon envelope in the normal way and the burners will do thier job - lifting the basket out of the ground.....

Blimey, that pusser's ambulance was quick!

" Hi..... that the Boss?........We've had a small problem, nothing to worry about......"

OR

This is gonna hurt in a minute....

OR

"Good job we didnt put any fuel in it, otherwise it would have blown up by now"