DA DA!!!!!!!!! Now for my next trick....

OR

This time the bond movie got way too unrealistic!

"Aircraft spears in avoiding parachutist"

"If I had a Fulcrum, I could move the Earth"

"Growing congestion on pans has led to some interesting experiments in aircraft parking".

The arrival of the Russian contingent at that years' Royal Aeronautical Society Garden Party was spectacular, if a trifle unorthodox.

I thought you said QFE, not QNH!

Tower: Report Runway in sight

Pilot: Erm..... yeh just about got it!

Critics were virtually unanimous in their praise for the 2002 Turner Prize entrant by the Russian artist known only as Fulcrum. The sole dissenting voice was that of Brian Sewell, who wrote a coruscating critique of installation art in his Evening Standard column. He stated that Fulcrum's work was "simply ghastly; fraudulent, tendentious, specious and showy".

Ah, Bugger!

:}

Flt Lt Ppruniski's first attempt at hiding his aircraft under a tree fails dismally, as he misses the tree by 1500m.

So... now ve know ecksackly who ze mole iss! :suspect:

Sorry to interrupt, but you chaps need to join me on the Investors in Paintings Thread

Who said that going down on Flt Lt West was easy?

PP

The painstaking excavation of the Fulcrosaurus was taking longer than expected but the results were proving quite amazing.

New Caption Competition
 

Ok, I''ll bite.....
Here is a new pic for a new caption competition.....


I'll start the captions:

Punch and Judy, long term naturists, enjoyed their nude trip in a hawk.

http://www.ejectorseats.co.uk/hawk.jpg

The synchro pair's new 'Mexican Wave' was sure to be a crowd pleaser....

Janet to the Grope Captain "and I want to see your hands clearly throughout the trip or else it'll be more than the G suit squeezing your nether regions!"

It was a ridiculous position to get in but Bloggs had to prove that his groin could fly a hawk fighter when aroused!!!!

or

The French Exchange Pilot gave up too easily during the attack phase!!!

PA

Will the REAL caption competition please stand up..!
 

..This one will be judged on Sunday.....keep 'em coming!

His "mime trapped in a box" party piece wasn't as funny as it had been in the Mess. Either it was the limited space, or it was because the audience for this performance had spent 12 hours without alcohol.

adr