Right bear with me - me thick sootie, might be a few hours before I can upload the file....

As a fellow Sootie, all be it Ex RAF but still practicing the trade...... cough cough......

I have control ...

Provide an amusing caption to this photo:

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Tom Hanks goes downmarket in a budget reworking of the film "Sleepless in the Shuttle"

I've got my Beedee eye on you....

The RAF evaluates a potential Nimrod replacement.

and the RAF thought they had problems!!!

"Where's the ***kin' gunsight?"

Does my bottom look big in this ?

Press release:

BWoS are pleased to announce that the COIN version of the BD-5 is to be bought by the RAF. Whole life cost is estimated at £5,000 per hour, based on 35 hours per year, and 25% airframe availability. The Defence Secretary, Sir Rupert Plumpup t'Pilloes said it was an extremely tightly negotiated contract that offered superb value for money for the MoD.

Note to Editors:

The civilian version of the BD-5 costs £10.35 in Argos. The kit has small parts and is not recommended for children under three years of age, as they may swallow the parts, or even the entire airframe.

RAAF demonstrate to RN how to sneak aircraft aboard the new carrier.

Pilot report:

Put 50p in slot but engine wouldn't start.

Engineer's report:

Try a £1 next time.

Now that the Greens held the upper hand in Parliament, the JSF development took a dramatic turn for the worse...

This military downsizing phase doesn't affect me.

Puff... Puff...Must pedal faster.... Puff... Puff

Joint Prius Fighter.

"Tiny Kangeroo down sport, Tiny Kangeroo down"............ "Roger, vacate at the next intersection and return to the apron"...

"Gawd...struth mate....barely enough room in ere' for me to old' my beer"

"Yes BRUCE1, we did respray it grey, Ooompah Loompah Air Force Orange is a bit visible, and yes we have to leave the 'EX-RENTAL' decal on the canopy"

or

"What was that Skippy? Have I seen that this is No5? Do I want to know what happened to the first 4?"

"we're almost looking like the RNZAF now!"