"Look, I have seen a CH47 lift one before. How difficult can it be?"
"Winching in" |
Nigel is overjoyed to find a KFC outlet!
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Although the new flot system had indeed deployed successfully the aircrew remained extremely dubious about what exactly should happen next.
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"We're gonna need a bigger boat!"
(With apologies to Roy Scheider) |
Vince Cable is dropped off for the last leg of the journey to the Cape Wrath Lighthouse.
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"So lovely to meet you. I must say that I'm your biggest fan."
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http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y26...r/IMG_0113.jpg
"Oi, you in the Helicopter..... This is the UK Maritime Health and Safety vessel HMS Overkill..... where are your flourescent tabbards?" |
"Are you sure its a radar reflector he sold us?"
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We are on page two again, time to judge:
3rd place: ShyTorque with: Helicopter: "Ooh, stoppit, you're tickling!" 2nd place: TheWizard with: "Look, I have seen a CH47 lift one before. How difficult can it be?" "Winching in" 1st place: toptobottom with: Keep losing your dog in the woods? Can't remember where you parked the car? Can't find your boat after a long dive? New "Helium Helis" is the answer!! Simply inflate and attach using the string provided - can be seen from miles away!! http://images.ibsrv.net/ibsrv/res/sr...ilies/evil.gif Buy while stocks last! PS Great for kid's parties too!! Over to you....... |
Many thanks Surfmaster
A bit ironic; my 'evil grin' was because I used that caption on a previous entry, but hey ho... Let's try this one... http://i851.photobucket.com/albums/a...onContest2.jpg Happy Christmas and New Year everyone! :ok: |
Chap on right: "So let's get this straight, Sir.... my security operative tells you hid this up your butt?"
Security operative: "He did, he did....I had to reach THIS far up his butt to find it!" Passenger: "That's my pen and it was actually in my shirt pocket at the time!" |
No soldier, you're the one that's activated the timer and detonator - you tell me when you think it's gonna go bang!
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We've had a tip off that one of your security detail was in the Hitler Youth.
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"Someone round here must be able to tell a bomb from a butt plug!"
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When interpreting the passengers remarks for the deaf, the guy in the background couldn't remember how to sign Hitler.
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"So let me get this straight, in return for this case containing $1,000,000 you will give me a cheque personally signed by Princess Obolongo of the Nigerian Royal Family for the sum of $15,000,0000 which was left to her by her late father King Cocopops and I may keep the difference as my fee?"
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No, the vibrator is not mine...but, would anyone here like it?
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"Well I've heard of a gold tooth but never a blue tooth, open your mouth wider so I can see where it came from"
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Ricky Ponting's dad wins a full cavity search after suggesting where the security guard could shove the liquorice allsort he'd just retrieved from his luggage.
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$30 a gram?!! Are you kidding me soldier??!!
It's worth twice that on the street - anyone else want to make me an offer? |
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