The climax of the one-upmanship battle between the two world leaders came when Bush used his portable satellite phone system to order a pizza on leaving the Kremlin.

"OK, we open the umbrellatron, wait for the signalamulator, and we'll be full size and out of Legoland........."

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Whooaaa Laura!! I know that beef stroganoff was a bit rich, but really..!

GB phone home

"So - what do you think of my new egg-deflector Mr Putin?"

I was so confident that since I had been able to teach the Bulgarians how to kill with the Ricin tipped umbrella, then teaching GW would have been easy, but he's just not getting the hang of it at all.

Vladimir was overheard to say "Hey! When I lent you my best umbrella, it was in A1 condition. If you've broken it, this one's going right up your ass!"

I hope you don't mind my carrying my own TV Dish -- I don't want to miss CSI!

"Gee wiz Laura, ma new best buddie Puti tells me it's a giant collapsable sink plunger, won't that come in hand back home on the old ranch"......... "Yes George"


Or


"It feels like rain George".......... "Heck no Laura, it's probably just the sink overflowing from the waterboarding session I have running upstairs in the oval office bathroom"... ...

Ernie Wise did a much better Gene Kelly impression than you, Comrade Bush.

Vladimir: "If he thinks that's an anti-ballistic missile shield, there's nothing to worry about."

Ha!! So ya' think ya' can just sneek up on our west coast like that do ya'!?

Well then take that yer pesky aliens!... Heh heh heh....that'll learn em'...

Windy Weather for Dummies 101:

"Pee Downwind; Point Umbrellas Upwind."

"Look at zee zilly American eediot, all he theenks about are veapons!"

Aaaaaahhh....Busting my umbrella again with your fart Marge!

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"Mission accompli.......oh gawd dang"

P1

I think we can wind this one up...

3rd place: Toptobottom
Whooaaa Laura!! I know that beef stroganoff was a bit rich, but really..!

2nd place: Finely chopped
Vladimir: "If he thinks that's an anti-ballistic missile shield, there's nothing to worry about."

1st place: Rather be Gardening
Although Putin's staffers had persuaded President Bush to venture outside without his tinfoil helmet, they hadn't been able to wrestle the 'alien-deflector umbrella' from him.

:D:D

Thanks, Buster!

Let's see, how about this one?

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Imagine how badly it would fit if your tits were THIS big!

Boris Johnson's new Equality and Diversity Roadshow hits the streets for the first time.
Unfortunately PC Norton was still trying to re-schedule his stylist appointment.