"WPC Smith, you still haven't quite come to grips with being an Undercover Police Officer."
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"I meant no disrespect Ma'am...Slapper is a term of endearment down here."
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"No Ma'am, we're much better off here than at Millbank House"
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"....and so when I saw the fire extinguisher, I just stretched out my arms, and caught it without a second thought, but I don't want any fuss"
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"PC Smith to control....the two escapees from the asylum...yes, the one pretending to be a government minister and the one impersonating a police officer carrying a large invisible goldfish bowl... we're right behind them now; standby!"
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"Yes Ma'am, it IS true what they say about black men... that's why we asked you to wear the vest and leave your handbag behind" :E
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With a smirk on his face, Special Constable William Hague approaches Harriet, to give her the bad news. Yes your arse does look big in that.
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"Spot on Ma'am. It is all about the width. I find this usually suffices..."
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"Well, ma'am, we gave you the stab-proof vest even though there's no chance of anyone attacking you with a knife because it's lighter, more flexible, and we paid "Wee Jimmy the Nutter" to shoot you"............
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How big does my bum look iin this outfit?
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We've been particularly successful in working with Environmental Services to eradicate all the ginger rodents. One of them was this big.
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Harpie
Not meant to be funny , just an observation.
I thought it was illegal for a civilian to wear police uniform and so impersonate a police officer. A lawyer should know better. |
This imaginary box of morale is getting heavy Ma'am...
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"I am sorry madam Home Secretary but as part of your Government's cost cutting measures, your new security detail will be cut down to one Superintendent and two PCs - but on the bright side you do get to wear one of our fetching new stab vests!"
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"No, Ma'am, I only got to Grade 5 in accordion. But you should hear me play ragtime piano".
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So, you really got a wodge of cash this big from the taxpayer to do up your family home? Wish I had a job like that!
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..Well yes of course , most of my boys are jolly good chaps you understand. But I do have to say that there are a couple of em' on there streets right now whom I wouldn't trust to even know how carry out the simplest of tasks, for example.....like.....oh I dunno......say....to even eat a mars bar propely...
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Yes, the vest is stab proof, and protects the vital organs. Yours is shorter than mine because politicians, we've found, have no guts to protect.
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Yes Ma'am, this vest is proof against small arms as well as knives. If you follow me over here to the range for the demonstration....
Oh, is that a favourite top you are wearing? |
And on to the next one:
Honourable third to AA with: 'We've been particularly successful in working with Environmental Services to eradicate all the ginger rodents. One of them was this big.' Laudatory second to Buster: "I meant no disrespect Ma'am...Slapper is a term of endearment down here." First place with: Yes Ma'am, this vest is proof against small arms as well as knives. If you follow me over here to the range for the demonstration.... Oh, is that a favourite top you are wearing? Take it away CSR! |
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