"...and this is Airfix's latest large scale kit..."

Do you think they'll notice it was me that just farted?

"Next time I'll wear MY orange flying suit"

From Gordon Brown leaning against the wing...
"Och no! They'll only want more of the darn things now he's told them it works. How am I going to pay for my pre-election budget bribes now?"

(alternative ending - "how am I going to pay for my op to make me in to one of the Hooters girls now?!")

'We haven't put the decals on yet because we can't find a saucer of water big enough to slide them off the backing paper' :8

"Alan Titchmarsh was today horrified to see his latest makeover project, a patio garden, completely flattened by the careless positioning of a British Aerospace jet".

The Dolly at the front seems to be doing more moaning than smiling:)

I've never done lateral pole dancing before.

Damn, where did I put all those dollar bills?

****e, what times shift change?

"It's way too expensive, five year's overdue and it's crap anyway" said Johhny Testpilot, and with that the British Aerospace salesman knew his Jedi mind trick just didn't work.

(Re CH-47 / Hooters picture)

"OK girls, now see if you can get the one on the left to grow that big"

http://www.originalhooters.com/ is a more authentic, less nanny-state site which perhaps gives a better idea about what Hooters is all about......

:E

More than 24 hours have passed since the last entry for round 3, so it seems like a good time to announce a winner. There's also the fact that I'll be a long way from my lovely broadband connection for the next ten days.

I enjoyed all the entries, and I got a wry smile from some very clever barbs directed at sundry targets. ;)

But in the end, there has to be one winner, and it was the one that made me laugh out loud with its comic reading of the picture, namely that the suited man is envying the attention his growbag-wearing mate is getting:

http://studweb.stud.uni-stuttgart.de...tandfhrung.jpg
"Next time I'll wear MY orange flying suit"

Well done, Milt, you're a winner!

adr

OK, Talking Rad Alt,

By that you mean not totally cr@p food, I guess! Hooters is not renowned in my grouping for its "nice food". Now its nice beer and nice women are a different story and anything that soaks up the yellow foaming whilst you stand/sit and engage the Hooters Girls will, by necessity, have to do!

It's called being subtle and tongue-in-cheek.
I thought it sounded better and marginally more intellectual than "Young girls with big tits serving beer!" :hmm:

Sadly, since the advent of nanny state political correctness, that delightful description of Hooters' serving staff is no longer universally accurate.....

It certainly was once though.... :E

Does it for me!!!

I bl**dy knew that Nimrod would steal my thunder...........

check out the background, is it or is not the might hunter strutting its stuff !!!!

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN No - it isn't that old Comet full of teenage NCOs boring for NATO at an air display!




















Only kidding! :E

Well, that ground to a halt
 

Nearly a fortnight's elapsed since the last round's winner was announced. Milt's neither acknowledged his victory, nor provided a picture for the next round.

I'm minded to announce a substitute winner. Please object now if you consider that unfair.

adr

adr

Apologies for not surfacing for a while. When one goes interstate Down Under you go a long way.

Thanks for the honour bestowed.

If a new photo appears before I can get mine up then it can come later.

I need a bit of prompting please on how to post a photo.

Hey Merry Xmas all.

Milt

Milt - mail it to me and my nimble digits will do the rest - just keep posting your tales on AH&N!