"Home Jeeves, and don't spare the Horsas "

The plane now standing at platform four is the 04-20 hrs express service to Pegasus bridge.

"Sir, this is a stupid Idea, it'll never work"
"Well if we find it impractical, I'll sell the idea on to Bae for their future 146M project, they'll buy into it."

Why couldn't the bastards have just sent it by FedEx !

Some storylines in Grand Theft Auto VI were widely felt to be implausible.

"They're like bloody buses, you wait for hours for one, then several turn up at once"

Well sir we have the ramp in place but we still can't manage to squeeze Oprah Winffey out.

"Corporal Jones (legless and lying face down on left) says all he remembers from last night is driving home and parking in the garage".

Well if it is a tight squeeze get some more lube, KY jelly for Buster

"So ... we form a human pyramid and, just as the glider comes abeam Captain Kneivel hits the ramp at exactly 83 miles an hour and jumps over the whole damn lot? I didn't sign up for this ****!"

Captain ... It's a bit bl00dy late changing the wing spar now :ugh:

"F*ck it. Let's walk."

"It's the engines Captain, they canna make it"







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"You are the Weak Link ... Good-by"

Don't worry Private Jones ... they build Mosquitos out of plywood too :eek:

"To right i'm bloody dissapointed, I thought he said we are going by where the Whores are, not we are going by the bloody Horsa"


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"OH FFS!!!! Who the HELL is growing Marijuana in the cockpit?"

Biker Gang terrorizes SUV Driver and Passengers!