"... and the other destruct button is behind this glass pan-- oh, sh!t."

adr

One benefit of having the Red October in dry dock was that BT would at last be able to install ADSL.

Which is a lot more than the guys on Telic 8 are getting.

"No, the BIT says it's definitely the dilithium crystals. I'll try a reset and see if the warp core fires up".

"What's it say on this label? Press to test. Release to detonate!"


:ok:

"And when the Captain says - Cabin Crew, doors to manual, you press this button"

"You wouldn't believe what they put in them these days! Look - a finger nail trimmer."

"This has to be a flight test bird with all that orange wiring. Wonder what this is."

"Wonder why they put the starter button down here."

the hooters chinook photo
 

" the rects controller couldnt understand why the whole sqn wanted to be on the probe change"

the techies on XXX sqn were happy,"look" mused one" they even put a crew out switch in here, now we dont have to pop the APU every friday"

"That's it!! Hold it there! We can get Channel 5!"

Being Dutch it was the only way he knew to stop the leak, however the next takeoff was going to be a problem.

"And this is your iPod charger."

"...however, Archie's initial excitement about being assigned a single-seater of his own was short-lived..."

http://cts322.com/db5/00416/cts322.c...flyingwing.jpg

I/C

The downsizing of the SAR crews meant fighter pilots had to find a way to get back to base on their own...

the lads on XXXsqn, thought Baes new stealth UAV, had one fatal flaw........

On seeing the test pilot after the squippers had dressed him for the prototype bang seat from ESG, the Martin Baker rep said, "Does my face look bothered?"

adr

"What do you mean, just run a bit faster?"

Blunties will try anything to get Flying Pay...

Does my bum look big in this?

May I firstly apologise for going AWOL after winning the A-10 caption a couple of weeks ago... I got carried away with my victory lap.

On with this week's effort...

"Bush prepares to invade Iran with all his supporters".

"After the crosswind thwarted his world domination plans for yet another day, UAV man waited for the bus home".

"With the Sea Harriers retired and Future Combat Aircraft still in the drawing room, the Navy unveils the interim fleet guardian: Alan".

So who wins? :} :} :}

Conan