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Splice the main thing a ma bobby. |
"And today I have contacted the Japanese prime minister and told him under no uncertain terms to keep his hands off our Wales" |
"I say this life preserver says manual, I haven't done a days manual labour in my life." |
"Ok I'm hooked up to the winch chaps, You know, we used to have jolly japes on arriving at boarding school, but I've never heard of this keel hauling jape before" |
Coastguard cutter fishes an illegal emigrant on Wednesday from UK Waters and returns him to Dover
or This should do UK and Iran's relations no harm or TV company ties the PM down to get what is his plan for Brexit |
I spent the day with the Royal Navy, learning how to combat the Iranian threat in straights of Hormuz
Ttfn |
Boris forgets where he parked his bike
Ttfn |
Trump looks forward to meeting the new PM, a lunatic like himself
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Daily Mail Headline.... The British President steps off HMS Asute to defend the Baby milk factory from the crashing aircraft
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Shout from the hecklers ' Don't give up your day job'
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This'll look good in the papers. I'm a dead ringer for Daniel Craig you know. B,b,b,b,Bond, James B,b,b,b,Bond. |
Originally Posted by ivor toolbox
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I spent the day with the Royal Navy, learning how to combat the Iranian threat in straights of Hormuz
Ttfn |
It was later revealed that the Navy had accidentally filled his life vest with 100 kg of lead just as the lifting rope broke
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Phew! One heck of a pedalo!
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"As I said we will retain the nuclear deterrent and Ive always wanted to do this and relive the moment from my favourite film, Dr Strangelove." |
"I've spoken to Donald on the phone and intend to set up a playroom at No10, we found we both have an interest in train sets, in his case Amtrac and mine British Rail."
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"Psst...does he really think you have to kickstart a torpedo?"
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"I tried to take back control, but they wouldn't let me near the rudder" |
"Yes there will be a place for Jeremy Hunt in No 10, someone needs to feed the cat" |
Helmet, stab vest, steel-capped boots... yes, I'm ready to get the keys to No 10 from Mrs May.
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