"..... and if we time this right, it will drop right on top of that Republican Guard patrol boat".

Kitchen sink was holding the beer so they threw whatever was not nailed down.

Letters? **** letters, I'm shagging that lttle.... who? What? Lieutenant Who? Really...

Sasless in PriFly conjured up a mental image of American Disabled Veterans doing the same to the Veterans Administration admin pukes!

But I put enough money in the meter !!!!

Well the first one failed the float test, so why don't we try 2 out of 3.....

Well the pilot is pissed and since we can't take the keys away........

And this is why Walmart on Christmas Eve is likened to the Fall of Saigon!

"This should really confuse the Chinese spy ship watching us!"

The Crew, when told of the Six Month extension to their deployment in the Persian Gulf, decided the Admiral would be going along for the ride too as his ride ashore went over the side!

Import duty on helicopters after Brexit? - no worries, we'll just hide it here and come along with a salvage vessel tomorrow.

Due to cutbacks the SAS discover ropes for abseiling have been dispensed with

It was after this welcome from his own side that SASLess decided to transfer to Chinooks flying into the DZ supporting the Rangers

The new Minister of Defence, considering that when Britain really ruled the waves, there were no helicopters, sets about making Britain Great again.

After a truly nonsense post-pint caption the night before, Treadigraph gets the push...

As he watches another brazen example of the modern throw-away society, CPO Butch Oblonsky hits on the idea of recyclicing just 10 seconds too late.

The South Vietnamese show the US what they think of Lend Lease!

That's how we (should) deal with Iranian troops abseiling into the decks of our tankers

The Def Sec on a tour of the troops gets a not entirely unexpected reaction just after announcing the Rum Ration is to cease

The helicopter project was accidentally delivered on time, on spec and on budget, therefore we have to destroy many helicopters so as not to show up all the MoD's other projects.

The Minister denied a report in the Daily Mail that scrap helicopters had been purchased for the use of the Royal Navy.