"Section Officer Harvey rolled naked in the snow. The Boss said to dig that snow up and keep it in the freezer. A likely story..."

Section Office Harvey says to Hoskins...
'Have you been shoving snow down your pants or are you just glad to see me ? '
or
Dunno about you but I think the station weather officer who said 'Ha! Snow! no fecking chance' should be on tbe snow shovelling sh!te duties

" 'ay lad, when we get 't snow melted and 't Elsan filled, we will be able to get 't bog on "

The Met Office just issued a revised forecast "Minus key inoperative".

When you said we were going out to the aircraft to test the de-icing boots, I didn't think they were the ones we were wearing.

" 'nd that's why we don't let officers loose wiff tools, we're shovelling it behind us and 'e's chucking it back. "

I know there's not been much use for the under-ramp heating before now, but there's GOT to be an easier way to make scrambled egg for the mess breakfast than this...

" I told you not to put bubble bath in the block washing machine"

Bangers and Mash anyone?

Normally aircraft fly off to temporary airfields before runway repairs start but Z Zulu did not get the memo

Had Gibson refused to fly OP Chastise that night due to a little adverse weather the course of the war could have been a lot different

To get the crew used to high altitude temperature the doc recommends a little light exercise

It was summer when this picture went up!

Typical, riggers, sooties, and lineys do all the digging, while the fairy trades look on.

Ttfn

The experiment to see if the Luftwaffe could be crippled by artificial snow was unfortunately carried out on a vital RAF airfield.

The Christmas party had to be delayed, because the Lanc wasn't able to deliver Santa Claus on time...