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Old 27th Sep 2023, 15:51
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It's only a water pistol, I use it for defleaing my pussy.
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Iv'e always wanted to be a Pirate, but I couldn't afford a Parrot
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Call me Mrs Slocum again and I will empty the clip into you and then let Tiddles have a go, it's Mrs Slocombe!
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The cat knew it was purfectly safe in the knowledge that it would never have to launch anything from a UK carrier.
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“I know what you're thinking. Did she fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a Glock 9mm, one of the most powerful handguns in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?”, said Auntie Em to the Animal Control man who had come to collect her rabid cat.

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The cat cowered, knowing that if she fired it the pistol would leap out her hand.
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So Mr Bond, you think you can just kill my son and think nothing more of it? Well let me tell you, we Blofeld's will not forget it!
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Always take a gun to a cat fight!
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If the cats name is Greedo, then Nan fired first!
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The low-light target acquisition system proved highly effective. Unfortunately, weapon integration remained a weak link.
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Bessie hated firearms. But sometimes there just isn’t room to swing a cat.
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Some cats chase fluffy balls. But where’s the challenge in that?
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The mother of "Cat's Eyes Cunningham" showed how the night ace got his name.
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Too close to Tiddles, switching to gun.
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Holy sh*t Mr Tomkins! You're right! That is a f*cking big mouse!
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She qualified easily last year with her Revolver. But that was a different breed of cat entirely.
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The gun, of course, was unloaded. But the cat had one up the spout.
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The housekeeper had subtle ways to keep Andrew away from the girls.
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