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Dear Leader to translator: 'Tell him, it is obvious that he is quite nervous, but things might go much better if he knelt as he made his requests.'
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Soo you wona buy our vewy valuable and top of the w'ange Mig 15 and Mig 17's for onword delivewy to Ukwaine? they will be vewy vewy expensive..
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Soo you want to sell me som modern militerwy weapoons, well I no except any of the Wussian cwap you build, I want western weapoonarwy, the ones that are kicking youw in ass.
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Soo what is fwood like here, I here some pweople lose lots of weight eating at your table, often all that rewains is skwin and bownes.
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I know understand why you losing, my mortar teams can kill an out of favour General at 200 yards with one shell.
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Maybe you should have taken the stairs instead on escalating things.
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Why nooo Window in building Vladimir?
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I need to get me one of these escalators, then I can send dissatisfactowy Generwals on one way twip over cliff edge..
Ground floor perfumery , stationary , leather goods , whips ,chains and refreshing binary face creams for weary airport travellers as recommended by my brother . Going down . Basement level 1 of 9 is where we sell the really dangerous goods like hunger , deprivation and destitution or more commonly known as Stalins policies for the dissidents brands .
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I know understand, why everweone look happy in your countwy, we no tolerwate that in Korea.
Kim, modestly: "You are so lucky to be able to boast of rats in your corners. Your rats must be feasting in your granaries.
...Ours have all been eaten, or gone on extended holiday."
...Ours have all been eaten, or gone on extended holiday."
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As you can see from my man here, rubbing a daily lotion of fresh bats droppings and cow manure on your head first thing in the morning will revitalise your hair colour and knock years off your looks.
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What do you mean Vladimir that you haven't got a note book, how can I give you my pearls of wisdom if you do not write them down to study of an evening in your bunker.
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So if you give me the go ahead, I will send Suzie Wong to see you tonight, she will give you good time, plenty bang, bang for one dollar, ahhh yes, I forgot you were having issues with getting dollars and no one wants rubles these day, so we better just forget it.
So, Vlad what are you going to do with when Xi demands this city of Yongmingcheng is returned to China in exchange for his assistance?
Historians noted that when Vlad and Kim were crowded from the rear on an escalator, they pushed back....
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So which of us is bum and which is boy?
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Ohh man, you haven’t eaten until you try rancid bulls scrotum marinated in the essence of an on heat Chihuahua, I will get my personal chef to rustle some up for you Vlad.