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Old 4th Dec 2023, 19:31
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He's just lost his bet - he doesn't have command ejection in the back! And I've won mine with the Padre; that I could have him on the CO's carpert by tea time...
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“Yes, it certainly goes faster without the extra weight …”
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A bit extreme but at least it got rid of the spider.
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So I said to him, if you’re such a bloody good Nav, you won’t have any problem finding your own bloody way home.
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I am now Without Stupid.
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Blast it. They want me to be the on scene leader for the SAR effort... who said I wanted her found?
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Old 4th Dec 2023, 22:39
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Last flight before I retire and the Standards clerk insist that I am due for a check ride. No problem I said it will be a short flight for the IP.
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What ! It’s not like every pilot didn’t want to do it once !
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Thrilled to have got out safely, but realizing he had jumped the gun, he reported it as just another case of premature eject elation
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That’s one of getting rid of Harry
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No backseat drivers here
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Old 5th Dec 2023, 08:48
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"Gotcha mate! I didn't say Simon Says EJECT"!!
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Old 5th Dec 2023, 09:27
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Look Hoskins, we don't mind you using it as a convertible, but the 'doof doof' music has go to go!
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My word! That ground crew did a bang up job cleaning the canopy! Crystal clear, albeit a little noisy though.
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All I did was mumble Eject dammit to my chinagraph and he was gone..
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