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Old 22nd Feb 2024, 10:19
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It's the seven of clubs....
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Old 22nd Feb 2024, 10:24
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Up a bit....up a bit...left a bit....aaaah, that's got it!
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Well Sir, thats a nasty place to get a shrapnel wound .....and I'm not rubbing any cream there!
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When I said I needed ground handlers, what I meant was. . .
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And I won't even ask what that is hanging out the front of your trousers
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Sir, I'm not bothered about your cross dressing, but you really need to learn how to unhook your bra yourself.
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Old 22nd Feb 2024, 20:08
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"Don't worry sir, we've got your back."

"Funny, that's just what my wingman said before he got shot down!"
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"I'm not the pilot, I'm just a very naughty boy!"
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Removing the seat cushion after a high pucker flight is a three man operation, Fritz
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"Oh, you really have got your knickers in a twist here, sir!"
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"Are you telling me that the "Kick Me" sign is still on my back? What a hoot those other chaps are!"
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"Look sir, do you want this bloody parachute or not?"
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Old 22nd Feb 2024, 20:18
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"Hans, Gerd - do you know, before this war I'd never met men of your social class before?"
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Und remember, post Brexit, every round you fire at the Britishers are now subject to tax, und you vill have a sh*tload ov customs declarations to fill out ven you return.
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German fighter pilot being arrested for saying "fat man Meyer" and "I want Spitfires".
France, September 1940.


ps - BF109E, I think.
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Okay, that was number 25, so it's back to the jug.

What? Pardon from the Fuhrer? You didn't actually believe that bit, did you?
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Old 23rd Feb 2024, 01:02
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Helpful tips for photographing your RC model aircraft.
1. Bring realistic action figures to place alongside.
2. No, nothing as confusing as that.
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Old 23rd Feb 2024, 01:34
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"It's not a Fokker Triplane,
A Focke-Wulf it's not;
Begins with M it does, my plane,
You're still not getting hot!"

The ground staff would have preferred a straight answer, but they noted that some of these pilots had budding literary aspirations.

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