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Old 9th Mar 2024, 00:11
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Nutty, you generously gave her a whole minute!?!?
1441, it looks like.
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Wow - just woke up and saw this. I'd like to say thankyou to the director, all the cast and crew, my family, all the people who show the world that writing captions is not a dying art etc etc


Try this one


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In-flight re-bomb loading was successful until Newton invented gravity....
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He floats through the air with the greatest of ease
The daring young man on his flying trapeze...
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[Attenborough whisper]And here, for the first time ever, our camera captures the birth of a baby fighter, taking its first breaths...[/attenborough whisper]
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Hoskins, when I asked you to design a stand-off weapon , . .
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Scroggins wondered if the crew was telling him something, when they deployed the toilet while he occupied it.
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Hey Skip, I think we caught a couple of skiers on that last pass.
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All I know is Major Kong asked for it.
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There, see, I told you that lever did nothing.


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Road Runner ahead, deploy the Acme Countermeasures.
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Old 9th Mar 2024, 14:09
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Or putting two together:

Hoskins, I told you to build something that would kill major Cong, not Major Kong.
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“Now this mission will take guts…”
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Old 9th Mar 2024, 14:54
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"See? I TOLD you I wouldn't fit - my feet are sticking out the back!"
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Early tests of the hydrofoil lifeboat showed promise, but longer davits might be needed.
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Old 9th Mar 2024, 16:41
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Pig1 is readied for it's maiden flight...
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When your ball turret gunner is not only 6'8", but also has halitosis, flatulence and smelly feet.
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OHHHH GAWD, That felt good...
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Hey, Joe, what's this bolt that I found in the back for ?
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