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Caption Competition Mk IV

Old 12th Jan 2024, 17:36
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I don’t even know where to start on the repair write up for this ?

How about “coffee dispenser tilted”
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Old 12th Jan 2024, 23:36
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My buddy was on the sea trials and said she'd roll on a heavy dew. But I didn't realize he meant it literally.
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Old 13th Jan 2024, 10:08
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Last orders, I'll call it some time after lunch when I'm home again!
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OK, quick winner announcement - dynamic roll over drum roll - the CST goes to:

Originally Posted by Chock Puller
Bloggs was quite chuffed hearing he would have the loss paid off before he retired in January......... of 2175.
The CST will be delivered underslung below a Chinook, providing we can persuade Stores to let us have another.

(Apparently this hapless CH-47 is used for accident investigation training at Fort Rucker; no idea if it's just an old one or a previous crash victim...)
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Old 14th Jan 2024, 12:51
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Sent Chock Puller a PM yesterday, perhaps if no show in the next few hours somebody would like to stand in...
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Old 14th Jan 2024, 13:43
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Well as an interim measure:

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Old 14th Jan 2024, 14:31
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Is this dangerous?

No, they are quite armless.
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This is the cheaper version of a glory hole, this one gives you a Ham Shank*

*other forms of meat products are available
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Old 14th Jan 2024, 15:30
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The training of illegal immigrants to pick vegetables through the border wall came in very handy.

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Old 14th Jan 2024, 16:06
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Unaware that he would garner a Nobel Physics Prize for Best Invention Ever, Sgt. Manuel Bjerkquez watches carefully as his "Hand Job Machine" swings into action!

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Old 14th Jan 2024, 16:27
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Poor old sarge cannot yell at the horrible little men anymore since the elf and saftee lot installed hearing protection for the recruits during de-mining training .


You , you horrible little naff you can get away with shoddy work at the Piccadilly Circus glory holes , but not in this man’s Harmy .
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Irish Riflemen learning how to de-mine hot potatoes 🥔

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I guess I should have seen this coming. But I thought surely even Hoskins could organize an all-hands meeting.
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Old 14th Jan 2024, 17:42
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We need to wrap it up by 1500 hours. There's a sign language class waiting for its final exam.
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Old 14th Jan 2024, 18:19
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Sergeant,this is not what I meant by 'fully-armed'!
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Look Ma no hands !
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Old 14th Jan 2024, 18:37
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It's the Hemingway method of mine clearance
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Old 14th Jan 2024, 18:38
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Heh Heh, I wonder which one will find my little doggy surprise first !
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How the Australians became known as 'Diggers'.
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"It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again, and get your filthy hands off me", said the pipe sticking out of the dirt.

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