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Old 28th Jan 2024, 11:33
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. . . and what gave you the first clue you were experiencing wind shear?
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The U.S. Air Force test flies the Grumman F-13½ Tomcatastrophe.

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I'll judge tomorrow (Monday).

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And proving that BMW drivers do not fly Tomcats... our winner is

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Many thanks....heres the next!


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"I don't know why the RSM has us doing an emu bob, any fule know there are no emus in Afghanistan.".
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This is going to be a very very long FOD plod
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"No live rounds or empty cases in my possession, Sir"
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The Sgt Maj's contact lens is here somewhere!
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"Why do they call us Rock Apes, Sarge?"
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"Are you sure that this 'Army All-Terrain Tiddlywinks Championship' actually exists, Sarge?"
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The President's brain is missing...
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"Come on, guys, those missing ballot papers must be here somewhere!"
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He said collect horses apples as he wants to carve a chess set..... i think that's what he said.
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And this is the problem Sarge, I am picking up my spent 5.56mm rounds and the bloody Taliban are shooting back from where the targets are.
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I miss the old muzzle-loading days. Nothing to pick up after firing.
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"As soon as these cannabis seeds germinate, we should have an unlimited supply of wacky weed!", exclaimed Sgt. James Bong to his joint venture crew mates.

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Come to Afghanistan he said, you can get stoned he said…
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