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Old 18th Jan 2024, 00:18
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"Don't move! Or I will stab myself!"
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Soldat Kloggs found his pistol very light.

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Old 18th Jan 2024, 01:34
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When they told Nutty that he'd actually come first in the CapCom, his whole demeanor changed...
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For God's sake Von Schnitzel, take your bloody clogs off at the door! Look at the mess you've made of the carpet!
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Underpants on zer head and two pencils up zer hooter is so Vurld Vor Vun!
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Every army had its Spike Milligan and this was Germany's...
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Old 18th Jan 2024, 05:14
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Schnell Hans...Go and get zer Captain. Tell him zer Colonel is here!
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Old 18th Jan 2024, 06:44
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I'm afraid that he won't do. Let's cast young Eastwood for the role.
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Old 18th Jan 2024, 07:00
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"Silence ven you speak to an officer!!"

(RIP Spike Milligan)
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Sophisticated Russian AI photoshop of Zelenskyy, a 'typical Nazi comedian'.

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Old 18th Jan 2024, 09:49
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A little less Peter Sellers and a little more George C Scott if you please Mr Kruger...
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Old 18th Jan 2024, 11:25
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You vill not pass on my vatch, and zer ist only Mickey Mouser on my vatch
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"Mein feldwebel says zat I have ze flare for sentry duty".
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Buster holds the Caption Contest to ransom as he steals the CS trophy in an act of blatent highway robbery..

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Flares? they're so 70's
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Old 18th Jan 2024, 15:11
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Look behind you Franz, your comrade is just about to kick the bucket...!
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Old 18th Jan 2024, 15:14
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Never let your right hand know what your left hand is doing!
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Yes your Majesty, if you care to place one's penis in the receptacle I am holding, I will carry out a quick cut and shut job on one's prostate.
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Ya, it ist der night off zer long knives..... unfortunately ve are not all so vell endowed..
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