Caption Competition Mk IV

[SLXOwft]

'Don't worry, it'll buff out.'


<Not a caption> Well some one had to say it </Not a caption>

[Ascend Charlie]

"It's a Norwegian Blue Chinook, it's just resting!"
"No! It's an ex-Chinook! It's f****g well snuffed it!"

[Big Pistons Forever]

Ah yes it’s 809, the one the Staish wanted to name “ Liz Truss”

What happened?

Well just like Liz everything was going great until suddenly it all went for Shyte

[Big Pistons Forever]

Yup, the only straight piece left on this POS is the cover to the cockpit ash tray !

[Big Pistons Forever]

The “secret” pictures from Prince William’s attempt to convert to the Chinook were just released by the tabloids.

[Chu Chu]

I told Hoskins to tie it down before the chinook came. But he just walked away looking bemused.

[Radley]

Pre-flight walk round did not start well.

[Chock Puller]

Bloggs was quite chuffed hearing he would have the loss paid off before he retired in January......... of 2175.

[jolihokistix]

"Yes, Hoskins, a little rough, but it was your first landing attempt after all. Have you ever considered a different career, by the way, such as, oh I don't know, maybe sumo wrestling, tossing the caber, or rodeo for example?"

[Wensleydale]

"The transport's back from the Dining in Night".

[NutLoose]

I think if we both pylon here.

[Buster Hyman]

...and this is the 18th. The toughest hole on our Mini Golf course!

[Fly-by-Wife]

"... and when I came back in the morning I found it like this!"

[Fly-by-Wife]

"Next time when I say crash SIMULATION exercise, I expect you to LISTEN, Jenkins."

[Fly-by-Wife]

"It's really an American one, sir, honest - look they've even painted a pretend RAF roundel on it, the cheats!"

[Fly-by-Wife]

"Admit it, Hoskins, this isn't Helmand Province, you're not a pilot and you haven't just single-handedly rescued your crew from this burning wreck, so I'm not going to approve this gallantry award."

[SASless]

There....you see it....a working rivet....write it up and get it fixed and quick before the Pilot's preflight.....we don't want him to have something to whinge about.

[sealo0]

OK, whose mess was this?
CO check flight, Sir.

aarrh, errr perhaps we’ll put this down as hard landing!

[Saab Dastard]

Coincidence, Tredders!
https://www.pprune.org/accidents-clo...l#post11574598

[Chu Chu]

Okay, Hoskins. What happened this time?

Why are you asking that way? My orders were to carry out a wreck. And not everyone would have recognized the word with the 'w' and the 'k' missing, either.