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Old 21st Mar 2024, 15:10
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Bloody hell - one of our missiles really did work!
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Old 21st Mar 2024, 16:21
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Kim's toilet detail - one to hold him up, one to signal when to raise him up & lower him down and one to applaud the motion.
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“Hold it down. Can’t you see I’m on the phone?” may never appear on a list of famous last words.
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Old 21st Mar 2024, 19:33
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Hands off boys, I saw him first.



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Old 22nd Mar 2024, 00:10
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Survivor North Korea....
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Old 22nd Mar 2024, 00:27
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L'il Fat Wun celebrates the news that a new series of M*A*S*H is to be filmed locally and he will be playing Klinger...
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Old 22nd Mar 2024, 01:00
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Breaking News

NK scores against Japan, drawing level 1-1. Frabjous joy all round!!!

Seconds later though, the line ref calls it offside. Kim orders the return match cancelled, owing to the possibility of Japanese players and fans bringing some malignant infectious disease with them.

(PS True story, happened yesterday.)

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Old 22nd Mar 2024, 05:11
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General tries to impale Yung Fat Wun with a Novichok-tipped medal on his uniform, but YFW laughs because the body armour, combines with 17 layers of fat, defeats him. General at the back immediately surrenders after ordering the anti-aircraft guns to be ready for himself.
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Old 22nd Mar 2024, 11:22
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No, No dear leader that’s not the way to make babies!
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Old 22nd Mar 2024, 13:03
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Secret preparations for Kim winning NK's Strictly Come Dancing are progressing well (obviously).
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Old 22nd Mar 2024, 13:20
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Sorry, sir, but I’m administrative support, not leader support.
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Old 22nd Mar 2024, 17:33
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AP exposes Kim Fatty the Third for photoshoping image to make himself look more human.
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Old 22nd Mar 2024, 22:16
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Finally, to thunderous applause, Mr. Blobby's mask is removed!
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Old 23rd Mar 2024, 01:47
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We now have intercontinental missile systems….
But oh great one, we did have to truck it to Russia before it completed its journey to Ukraine.
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Old 23rd Mar 2024, 06:13
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This man has found me a stylist who can sort out my ridiculous coiffure...
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Old 23rd Mar 2024, 12:42
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Rapturous celebrations following the opening of North Korea's first super highway.
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Old 23rd Mar 2024, 14:11
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As the laughing gas took hold, they knew they had a few more minutes to live.
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Old 23rd Mar 2024, 14:23
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Our trans-experiments are working - he's having my baby!
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Old 23rd Mar 2024, 20:40
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Congratulations supreme leader on winning the WPKRuNe Caption Comp yet again.
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Old 24th Mar 2024, 13:04
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Okay, lets start a new week with a new pic!

Runner up...
Originally Posted by NutLoose
Vewy good Genewal, now where is the flooking power socket to plug them into?
But this pics winner...
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Putin won, now we can get rid of all that dodgy ammo
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