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Old 6th Jan 2024, 19:00
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So what have you called the Squadrons little fat porker?

Hermann Goring.
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The Pig was momentarily pleased not to see an Apple.....
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It's going to be a mascot for David Cameron's Airbus, "Piggles".
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He failed the course , so I am afraid he’s for the chops….eerrm Chop.
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Look, I've got us this for breakfast, what did you g... Oh... since when did you turn vegan?
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What a bargain! These from the POWs, and they only wanted black ink, old clothes and tatty briefcases in exchange! Hahahaha….
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I'm sorry Fritz, but you knew this assignment to Afghanistan came with risks.
Ya, but an arranged marriage wasn't something I'd anticipated!
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...Shouldn't she be in a blanket?
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Might fly? Nein! Now you can say that you've passed ze course und you can fly!!!!
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Now, for your first mission, we need you to fly around Battersea Power station for a reconnoiter...
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Are you sure it emptied it's bladder? The last one went wee, wee, wee all the way home.
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They’re the inflight rations, pork pie and cabbage, but due to there being a war on they couldn’t get hold of the pastry, nor had the fuel available to cook it, cabbage too was in short supply, so we got edible flower’s instead
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They said as we are now fighting a retreat over mainland Europe we do not need a valuable carrier pigeon, so we have to write our message on the pig in chinagraph then throw it out of the DV window.
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They’re all the rage, this is my support pig, I sit on it and can now fully see over the coaming.
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Who's afraid of the Big Bad Focke Wolf?
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Of course I couldn’t wrap him in a towel, ve have put zer towels to reserve zer seats.
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I use him to test suspect food. Paid 21 shillings for him before the war.
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OK, time to award the CST:

So, Runner up is Jolihokistix with: What a bargain! These from the POWs, and they only wanted black ink, old clothes and tatty briefcases in exchange! Hahahaha….

But the worthy winner is Chu Chu with: Flour, Hoskins, flour. Have you ever seen someone fry schnitzel with daises?

Well done, and take it away ...hopefully the trophy smells of the flowers...and not the other!

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Old 8th Jan 2024, 21:59
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Thank you very much, 622! I'll spin the dial and give this one a try:


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Is that BT? I'd like to talk about your mobile plans.
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