Caption Competition Mk IV
Or...
Right Lads, we have to figure out a use for this weapon before someone like that Damn Buster uses this picture for a cap com !.... hang on...that gives me an idea!
Right Lads, we have to figure out a use for this weapon before someone like that Damn Buster uses this picture for a cap com !.... hang on...that gives me an idea!
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"... and with the next Defence Budget we will be able to buy enough chairs for all of you."
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Right the results are in and the scores on the undercarriage doors are as follows, runners up first...
622 with an early
...so the boffins call it a 'moving map' .... take one each and see how you get on!
622 with a belated
Right lads, my 6 year old son made this for me in school yesterday...
..I have 3 hours before I see him again .....so your job is to work out what it is so I can thank him for it!
Treddi For ingenuity far beyond his years with
This, Gentlemen, is GPS navigation. Globe, Protractor and Sextant.
But the winner that tickled all the right places IS
FLY BY WIFE
Survival skills 101: "And that, gentlemen is how to make a nice cup of tea with the plutonium core from one of your unused missiles"
"Now pay attention lads, this is how to resist interrogation by orgasmatron"
Over to you Fly by Wife to find the next picture, post it and score it
~>>
622 with an early
...so the boffins call it a 'moving map' .... take one each and see how you get on!
622 with a belated
Right lads, my 6 year old son made this for me in school yesterday...
..I have 3 hours before I see him again .....so your job is to work out what it is so I can thank him for it!
Treddi For ingenuity far beyond his years with
This, Gentlemen, is GPS navigation. Globe, Protractor and Sextant.
But the winner that tickled all the right places IS
FLY BY WIFE
Survival skills 101: "And that, gentlemen is how to make a nice cup of tea with the plutonium core from one of your unused missiles"
"Now pay attention lads, this is how to resist interrogation by orgasmatron"
Over to you Fly by Wife to find the next picture, post it and score it
~>>
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They're a right bunch of hoodlums I have ever seen.
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He did say we were expecting snow, but the sooner it arrives the safer I will feel.
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These anti Flash masks are great Gordon.
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So my dad said to me, why join the army, they live such a blinkered existence, and I said to him, don't be daft, but you know, he was bloody right!
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You know I had doubts about the cardboard body armour we were issued with, but when Shoigu told us these new lightweight all encompassing helmets will stop anything with their special military weave, I felt better.
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The trenches were livened up with the arrival of Halloween, though this was somewhat tempered by the lack of variety in the costumes that were issued
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You said fix bayonets, so where is yours sir?
"Cops around our way don't like hoodies, wonder what they'll think of these??"
"With all this old ammo from the Little Fat One, I'll be glad of the anti-flash protection when the gun blows up!"
"With all this old ammo from the Little Fat One, I'll be glad of the anti-flash protection when the gun blows up!"
One day Hoskins this HUD Head up display may be useful to someone !