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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 23rd Jul 2022, 05:10
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Hoskins pressed the start button; after all, there was a good chance it would fix the problem with his stewardess call button not working, so he could order another gin...
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Old 23rd Jul 2022, 05:37
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The origin of the term “blue screen of death.”
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Old 23rd Jul 2022, 06:01
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Originally Posted by Buster Hyman
Holy Crap! I'm on an A310?????
Well we had no issues with our A310 flight from Toronto to Gatwick. ( apart from its tiredness being 18 years old) the only issue we had was with Border Farce at LGW...however I digress..

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Boy these home sims are really good. Even comes with clouds drifting lazily by and a good dose of UV... if it all goes wrong just Alt Ctrl Delete cures the issue
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Old 23rd Jul 2022, 06:03
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The Court Sketch Artist just can't get away from their day job while on holiday
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Old 23rd Jul 2022, 06:07
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Just then Sully came on the PA to prepare the cabin for landing....much to Hanks relief...Im needing a cool down he thought
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Old 23rd Jul 2022, 06:10
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Just then the Laptop ran out of power..." Now where's my spare battery (ies) " he thought
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Old 23rd Jul 2022, 06:12
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Just then Hank was reading the latest rib tickling Caption from PPRuNe and wished he had not just taken a big swig of Red Wine... Dammit he thought Kiltrash owes me a new keyboard.
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Old 23rd Jul 2022, 08:41
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Investigators finally locate the first sign of trouble on MH990
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Old 23rd Jul 2022, 08:42
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Old 23rd Jul 2022, 09:21
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How can you tell the typist is from Essex??
There's Tippex on the screen...boom boom
( Other correcting fluids are available )
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Old 23rd Jul 2022, 10:06
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Just click cancel and look out the window for the rest of the journey.
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Old 23rd Jul 2022, 10:07
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Typical, I can't get a window seat and the prick sitting there has his face buried in his laptop.
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Old 23rd Jul 2022, 11:49
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Sometimes being a senior Boeing executive was FUN!
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Old 23rd Jul 2022, 17:16
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Well, it looks more interesting than the usual collection of BA's Harry Potter and Bollywood films ...
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Old 23rd Jul 2022, 19:28
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Hostile. ..now that's 12 times the Prick in 27 A has requested a gin and tonic.... don't he know it's a stretch across the other 3 seats in the row...
...Beryl ... do your zip up on your uniform. .
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Old 23rd Jul 2022, 19:30
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I think he's a reporter, let me look...ah yes on the manifest Mr Clark Kent, Daily Planet..
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Old 23rd Jul 2022, 19:33
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Thinks in French...No I don't understand its all in English....and Google Translate don't comprehend, ah well just accept I will
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Old 23rd Jul 2022, 19:46
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Hostie To Cabin Manager.
..No just before it burst into smoke it said somthing about " If you or any of your IMF are captured the Secretary will dissavow any knowledge... "
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Old 23rd Jul 2022, 20:04
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So far Hoskins' plan to cause Airbus shares to tank was running like clockwork. However he had this nagging feeling he'd overlooked one important detail...
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