Caption Competition Mk III

[Kiltrash]

Wing attack plan R

[Kiltrash]

General LeMay ramped up Red Flag by inviting the British to take part. The crew ran to the aircraft with the duty free Marlborough as tbe exercise finished

[c52]

Chap in blue: "Right, back to the start! Man at the back not correctly dressed."

[Kiltrash]

As covid 19 restrictions eased there was a mad Scramble to be first to the Golf Course / Pub.

[Kiltrash]

Goddammit, wish the Navy could sort their subs out, then we could all retire to a nice peaceful desk in Whitehall.

[Kiltrash]

Why are we rushing, has the balloon gone up?, No that's a U-2 out of Cyprus.

[Kiltrash]

Why are we rushing?, The last crew back from exercise only gets cold porridge.

[NutLoose]

[treadigraph]

Oh bugger, I've forgotten my passport!

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By being last to board, Hoskins had time for an extra round of toast before dashing to the kite. Mind you, he'd recently had to indent for a size larger flying suit...

[Kiltrash]

Hoskins was glad the three minute warning went up, he was only b(l)uffing at the card school

[Kiltrash]

In all the haste it was only discovered when they were approaching Murmansk that the arming pin was left behind. Captain called " Did anyone have a Bobby pin? "

[Kiltrash]

Sir why have we no parachutes?
Where your going you don't need parachutes

[Dan Gerous]

Post Covid Day 1, and the SWO is on a haircut hunt.

[Kiltrash]

As they released the device over Kiev, The radio burst into life with BBC Radio Keele
The exchange Italian Navigator said " What-a-mistaka-to -a-maka "

[Kiltrash]

Blue Cap..
" What's your function on the crew "
" Navigator Sir "
" Thought so, your aircraft is over there "

[Dan Gerous]

On the taceval scramble, crew 3 couldn't wait to get away to Cyprus. Meanwhile in the adjacent bay, crew 4, going to Macrihanish, were in no rush to get off the bus.

[Chu Chu]

They'd run the evacuation drill so many times that they could do it backward with their eyes closed.

[Chu Chu]

Man in blue 1-2-3-4-5 -- yep, it's a V force alright.

[622]

With a nod to another thread.....

"Quick lads, the pilot's gone for wee....you fill his boots full of foam and the rest of us will turn the cockpit upside down"