[old Mr Grace]You’ve all done really well…[/old Mr Grace]
A quick sample of just a very few of my favourites…
Kilty:
My last job? I was a Suez Canal Pilot. That did not last long either.
Andytug:
"HOSKINS!! You're not DJing in Ibiza! SIGNAL CORRECTLY!!"
Nutty:
You’re being rushed to the front lines and you’re travelling BR......... seriously?
Chu Chu:
Don't we need some tie-down chains? No, Boeing provided a Mechanized Carrier Attachment System. What could go wrong?
But brevity being the soul of wit as I believe Oscar Wilde once said, my favourite on this occasion was from the keyboard of Dan Gerous:
Well done Dan, you are hereby banished to the Judge’s inner sanctum for the next several days and the CST is en-route to you in a little yellow BR Bedford van, disguised as a British Rail third class cheese sandwich…