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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 21st Apr 2022, 22:07
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Will somebody PLEASE show me how to put Sesame Street on this screen!!
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Old 22nd Apr 2022, 00:07
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Admiral....there must be a problem with the video....I see nothing of the Moskva!.
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Old 22nd Apr 2022, 00:41
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Ivor, get up here right now! When I told you to install windows, I meant the kind people fall out of.
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Old 22nd Apr 2022, 03:43
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"Человек, Женщина, Мужчина, Камера, Телевизор, Да?"
"замечательный господин президент, у вас такой же острый мозг, как у президента Трампа! Да!"



"Person, Woman, Man, Camera, TV!" Da?
"Wonderful Mr President, your brain is as sharp as President Trump's! Yes!"
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Old 22nd Apr 2022, 06:23
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My this us a wonderfull video from our " Wish you were here " team from their visit to Salisbury
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Old 22nd Apr 2022, 06:26
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The Medical team finally got the Presidents approval to adapt his Throne into a Comode so he was not inconvenienced by the call of nature.
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Old 22nd Apr 2022, 06:30
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Find who Photoshopped in the Ukraine Flag..
Eh What that's the Russian Flag behind you...
Should have gone to Specsavers...
( other opticians are available )
or
Damm Nutloose and Phototrickery. .
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Old 22nd Apr 2022, 07:55
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Just then the Kremlin Janitor walks in and owing to the Attrition rate in the Donbass region President Putin offers him the post of General.
Excited the chap accepts with .." Well anything must be better than this sh!t job "
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Old 22nd Apr 2022, 09:05
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..And now over to the Russian judges for their points on the Ukranian Eurovision entry..

..Olga do you....oh, its not Olga....Vlad, your points please ...
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Old 22nd Apr 2022, 09:08
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Ahhh good, we finally have the Skype set up for the meeting...

...But with all due respect Sir, we are just at the other end of the table!
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Old 22nd Apr 2022, 09:24
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Oh, I see, you said "Zoom Meeting", I thought you said "Boom Beating", My Vlad bad! Sorry about the General, we will get the carpet cleaned and say he was in Donbas, that is at least believable.
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Old 22nd Apr 2022, 10:34
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In the boardroom of the Russian Apprentice...

Lord Vlad "Look, all you had to do was invade a neighbour.....a simple task of which you made a right mess of...Your'e fired!!"

Next week the teams will face trying to sell gas to the Germans!
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Old 22nd Apr 2022, 10:43
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Something's wrong with the screen. No matter where I click, it starts showing "The Death of Stalin."
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Old 22nd Apr 2022, 11:18
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"...his methods have become.....unstable..."
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Old 22nd Apr 2022, 11:24
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That's the trouble with Fridays, Phil and Holly are not on....
( Phil and Holly are co presenters of a popular day time show in the UK )

well Mr President if that's all you have to worry about don't you feel just a teeny weeney sorry for the British Prime Minister ??
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Old 22nd Apr 2022, 13:00
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Grand Admiral Vladimir gets ready to watch Noel Coward in “In which we serve”, looking for clues on how to conduct Naval warfare.
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Old 22nd Apr 2022, 13:35
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I would be careful what you all say, I am running Windows 11 so I have plenty of them for you all to fall out of.
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Old 22nd Apr 2022, 17:01
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While trying to hack into and amend his girlfriends grades at High School, unwittingly starts " Global Thermonuclear War "
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Old 22nd Apr 2022, 17:05
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Moskva sinks with 8 and 8 reload Nuclear missles so we will negotiate with the Americans to reduce their stockpile accordingly. ..
Can we not tell them the ship had 50 ??
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Old 22nd Apr 2022, 17:09
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Nothing to worry about Mr President, Sergei and I were just watching a rerun of The Poseidon Adventure.
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