Caption Competition Mk III
A rare partial image of 'Dominic Cummings' before the MSS & PLA sent him to replace the original, in a succcesful operation to infiltrate and undermine the UK government.
A PLA general demonstrates how to operate the 'eagle eyes' of a new bigger than life-size Action Man, one of which is to be placed in every office in China - to remind the people "Xi's watching you!".
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They've got everything except No27, there is a shortage of bat at the moment...
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Guy left foreground is thinking: "Oh my god, they just stepped in that...should I tell them?"
Avoid imitations
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"Sir, there's a tailor here wearing his latest proposal for our new camouflage clothing"
"Well tell him I can't see him!"
"Very good, sir - shall I give him the contract?"
Boom, tish......
"Well tell him I can't see him!"
"Very good, sir - shall I give him the contract?"
Boom, tish......
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And there on that screen you can see the Russian skater being disqualified
oh, sh1t
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“… and this camouflage also works in snow, if it snows, and if there’s a lot of snow you get buried in it, so it always works, and in the Summer… “
Xi: “Kill him , NOW.”
Xi: “Kill him , NOW.”
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Honey, I shrunk my arms
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I wish these two jokers would hurry up, I’m bursting for a piss.
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Im sorry, but I don’t care who you all are, we require a tie in this establishment.