Caption Competition Mk III
Gnome de PPRuNe
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OK, who moved the bloody airfield?
Gnome de PPRuNe
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Isn't there anywhere around here selling petrol?
It will fly again, we just have to set fire to it.
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“Come back here Hoskins, you bastard …”
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Footprints in the sand suggest someone is walking backwards.
Gnome de PPRuNe
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That's going to cost a Packet to repair...
(I know, it's a C-119...)
(I know, it's a C-119...)
The Fright of the Phoenix.
- Ed
- Ed
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When do I get the pint of ice cold Carlsberg?
That's the other desert film Dennis.
Shoot. No Sylivia Syms neither?
Nope.
Wait till I get ahold of my agent...
That's the other desert film Dennis.
Shoot. No Sylivia Syms neither?
Nope.
Wait till I get ahold of my agent...
Where do I find Luke Skywalker?
How long do we have to shift it before the tide comes in?
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“Just write it up as unexpected NLG failure and ignore the navigational and CRM aspects.”
Errrrr, I thought you knew there is a pee tube in the back of the airplane......
Gnome de PPRuNe
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You've found a pack of Camels? Great, I could do with a fag...
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It can’t be that difficult to modify, the RAF f* ck up perfectly good aeroplanes all the time.
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When I was on Lightnings…
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F*ck miles of nothing, who the hell am I going to flash my big firk orf watch at now.
