Caption Competition Mk II
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Darn - I missed my chance to set off one of them nucular missles...
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I may not stand again, but Ivanka will be the first female President..great piece of ass, I really really mean that... a great piece of ass...
( Puff .) ..the ghost of Christmas To Come appears and asks
" Where do you want your mail redirected "?
Why? and how long for said Trump?
Gotta keep some secrets but I would not make any plans for the next 2 years.......at least
" Where do you want your mail redirected "?
Why? and how long for said Trump?
Gotta keep some secrets but I would not make any plans for the next 2 years.......at least
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White Sands proving grounds, Donald drops in to top up his tan and remembers to turn to face away from the initial blast..
I just don't understand why people don't like me.......
I was sure there was a perfect caption for this one, something like Trump not knowing what was going on around him, or not being bothered to watch a display put on for his benefit, but I couldn't come up with it and neither has anyone else. Nevertheless there were plenty of excellent entries, and those that stood out were:
Runners up
Treadigraph (except that ideally there would be a grammatical error in the Latin without obfuscating the meaning)
Et tu, Melania?
Kiltrash
Trump was surprised to find during his absence that the Army had requisition Mar a Lago as a training camp.
Later explained that he had signed it as Executive Order 2945. Teach him to read the small print.
MPN11
“This would make great putting green, if it wasn’t for the distracting noises.”
Wensleydale
"That's the smoke - where are the mirrors?"
Nutloose
Jeez I’ve never seen anything like it, we fire off orange smoke and Trump walks through it
and absorbs all the orange dye out of it.
And narrowly the winner is
Dan Gerous
Keep fighting guys. I'm off to the M.A.S.H, my bone spurs are killing me.
Well done, sir, and the CST is coming to you in a golf ball which, according to the ex-Press Secretary, is going to be the first ever transatlantic hole-in-one.
Runners up
Treadigraph (except that ideally there would be a grammatical error in the Latin without obfuscating the meaning)
Et tu, Melania?
Kiltrash
Trump was surprised to find during his absence that the Army had requisition Mar a Lago as a training camp.
Later explained that he had signed it as Executive Order 2945. Teach him to read the small print.
MPN11
“This would make great putting green, if it wasn’t for the distracting noises.”
Wensleydale
"That's the smoke - where are the mirrors?"
Nutloose
Jeez I’ve never seen anything like it, we fire off orange smoke and Trump walks through it
and absorbs all the orange dye out of it.
And narrowly the winner is
Dan Gerous
Keep fighting guys. I'm off to the M.A.S.H, my bone spurs are killing me.
Well done, sir, and the CST is coming to you in a golf ball which, according to the ex-Press Secretary, is going to be the first ever transatlantic hole-in-one.
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Well done Dan a worthy winner
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Daz for whiter whites, (removes brown staining too)
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Damned.....busters.
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Sorry gents, it's 14 days quarrantine for you. will the NZ Hilton suffice?
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Well after that... live long and prosper, eh?
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You mean this isn't Scampton? Oh...