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Old 10th Oct 2020, 15:27
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27 Sqn get in some simulated heavy lift time In before moving onto Chinooks.

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Old 10th Oct 2020, 17:47
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In an effort to save the trees in the jungle, Dicky Attenborough heli lifts the Elephants to the watering hole.
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Jeremy Corbyn hides his dinner guests from the paparazzi in time for the Sunday Papers
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To prevent riots, CNN decide to separate Biden and Trump from each other at Joint Base Andrews
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Fortunately, rotor blade radius ensured Social distancing for the Mahouts.
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Old 11th Oct 2020, 06:27
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ATC... Well one of you declared PAN PAN PAN the other wanted a Korma on landing. Please sort terminology. ..
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Old 11th Oct 2020, 07:41
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..learning from nature... For our logging operations, we just curl the trunk round the log, and Bob's your uncle.
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Old 11th Oct 2020, 08:14
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Oops, bit late on the round up again.....

However, as I love a real groan of a pun, the CST goes to Shytorque for:

”What on earth is that Dad”

”It’s just a nellicopter”


I also liked the ones about using giraffes as camo not going so well.....😀
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Well done Shy, trunk packed, now awaiting the next one...
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Old 11th Oct 2020, 13:35
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Well done Shy, trunk packed,
Give him a bun . . .
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Old 11th Oct 2020, 20:25
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Andytug, many thanks!

Unfortunately I’m unable to post photos now that Botophuket has completely locked my account.

Rather than delay the fun, “Open house” declared, sorry!
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Andy, As we dont have a nominated runner up please may I offer up


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Old 12th Oct 2020, 07:36
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You can tell he is excited by the number of blue antennae popping out of his head.
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Buddy Buddy checks have changed since my day!
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"TURN IT OFF! TURN IT OFF!" they shouted, but unperturbed, Dyson had another brilliant idea!
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Don't ask, don't tell.
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Old 12th Oct 2020, 09:42
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Strictly... 2020
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Of course I will still respect you in the morning ...
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Do a little dance,
Make a little love,
Have Fung tonight...
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