Caption Competition Mk II
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Well, it's time to leave the jolly scene from the annual meeting of the Beijing Coffin-Dodgers, and to produce some results. But, honestly, there have been so many and varied captions that I really cannot pick out which one is best.
So I am going to declare "Open House," and anyone who has a good photo (hopefully something more cheerful) is welcome to take up the Olympic Starter Motor and run with it. Thanks to everyone who has contributed to this last spasm.
P.S. Why do they need ventilation holes in coffins?
So I am going to declare "Open House," and anyone who has a good photo (hopefully something more cheerful) is welcome to take up the Olympic Starter Motor and run with it. Thanks to everyone who has contributed to this last spasm.
P.S. Why do they need ventilation holes in coffins?
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It was at this point that Hartington-Smythe remembered that his hoard of 500 toilet rolls was still hidden in the garage...
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Racedo keeps the competition on a roll.
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Loo rolls for the hard core..
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Juan Sheet about to demonstrate one sheeeet does plenty....
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Ryanair weight saving measures, extras available for purchase from the cabin staff
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Star Trek...... The Klingon Wars..
To boldly go where no man has gone before......
To boldly go where no man has gone before......
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And this art installation represents the Trump years..
After 4 years of Trumping all over the place, it shows there is insufficient at hand to clean up all of the sh**
After 4 years of Trumping all over the place, it shows there is insufficient at hand to clean up all of the sh**
Avoid imitations
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There goes the shag pile carpet!
In this troubled times normal rules should be observed. Even the ones where it is the woman's responsibility to ensure that household cleaning and restocking is strictly observed.
Even when she is a critical care NHS Nurse and the men in the house are all working from home...
Even when she is a critical care NHS Nurse and the men in the house are all working from home...
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Toilet Roll..Toilet Roll sheer luxury, for days now I have been reduced to using cut up Daily Mail for my ablutions. Well something that's good for.
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There are plans for the RAF to drop supplies of toilet paper from bombers, similar to Op Manna in WW2. I heard that they were going to use the Multi Roll Combat Aircraft.