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They said if I call you Boris, expect a weight.
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I don’t know why I’m doing this Boris, a five finger shuffle might be great, but if the other bit doesn’t respond it seems pointless.
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Yes Mr President, I believe Donald used it to stretch his ties.
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Good morning Mr President, you were lucky to catch me, I was on the throne birthing a Donald..
BJ: "Psst - Mr Cabinet Secretary - I've got POTUS on the line - just remind me how to get the word 'bigly' into a sentence and tell me its Latin translation, or Greek will do."
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So Boris, we have several of these available, we found them on the floor of the residence attached to the chains hanging from the mirrored bedroom ceiling.
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BJ: Yeah, compared to the Donald, beating Jezza was a cinch!
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Boris, this video conferencing would be great if it wasn't for your webcam showing me nothing more than your nuts.
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A tie? heck i can't even roll my sleeves up properly.
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JB: My turn...(giggle) what am I doing now?
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JB: No, you say it first!
BJ: No, you say it first!
JB: No, you say it!
BJ: OK. Bum!
Both: giggle giggle
BJ: No, you say it first!
JB: No, you say it!
BJ: OK. Bum!
Both: giggle giggle
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Boris. “Ha! One thing is certain, and I can confidently and equivocally state that I, indeed, would have a much greater chance of doing curls than you Mr. President. My flowing, golden. British locks are the envy of Europe!”
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So Boris... you recently became a dad again. D'ya think I should do the same?
Pot is to Kettle as Bar Bell is to Dumb Bell.
- Ed
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