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Caption Competition Mk II

Old 31st Dec 2020, 20:52
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Look at that - a Bone takin' a dump...
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Old 31st Dec 2020, 20:57
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And this is the Bone yard..
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Old 31st Dec 2020, 22:02
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Maybe we shouldn't have awarded the AI contract to a robotic canine company. I walked up and said "Hi, Bone," and it leaned back on its haunches and begged.
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Old 31st Dec 2020, 22:12
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(Barbara Woodhouse's voice) Siiiiiiiitttttt!

(Master Sergeant's voice) Shiiiiiiittttt!
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Old 31st Dec 2020, 22:32
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Does this make my bum look big?
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Old 31st Dec 2020, 22:42
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"Quick, paint it in Soviet Air Force colours, and we can claim it as a major cold war triumph rather than a bad landing."

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Old 1st Jan 2021, 00:07
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Don't tell me, Airport fees are based on how many wheels are on the ground?
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Old 1st Jan 2021, 04:04
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Ah no 2nd LT Hoskins, that is not what we meant when we said “ you can put put your bone drome down now ! “
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Old 1st Jan 2021, 04:49
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"...and now it says, Light the blue touch paper and stand clear..."
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Old 1st Jan 2021, 06:10
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That,s the last time we try one up a Harrier ski-jump.
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Old 1st Jan 2021, 07:00
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At Fairford the Bad Ass Colonel in charge of the Flight boasted Ain't nuffin' we are scared off in my $2b war jet.
However the Aircraft was not so sure when Jerry Mouse squeaked across the pan.
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Old 1st Jan 2021, 07:03
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Can't belive them Brits de fuelled a VC10 badly and it stood on its tail. With our computerised system that could never happen. Right HAL
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Old 1st Jan 2021, 07:05
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As the Captain gets permission to start engines, Hank rushes forward with Marshmallows on sticks...
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Old 1st Jan 2021, 07:16
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Heath-Robinson Rube Goldberg comes up with a method of stripping painted lines from the airfield pavements...
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Old 1st Jan 2021, 09:53
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20th century technology, 20th century problems, worms in the software
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Old 1st Jan 2021, 11:11
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Hoskins would need more equipment for his announced assault on K2. But perhaps "gear up" wasn't the best way to express the idea to him.
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Old 1st Jan 2021, 11:18
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Hank realises he cannot ignore his dog's mess on the Airfield anymore, however he may need a bigger poo bag.
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Old 1st Jan 2021, 11:20
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Little Pug realises she should not have encouraged the big bad wolf to 'mount' her
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Old 1st Jan 2021, 12:42
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Hoskins celebrates a double success: Proving that wing sweep affects CG, and getting the wings forward again before anyone notices.
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Old 1st Jan 2021, 13:23
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Hey look a drooping bone, nip down the front and see if it’s got Busters name on it..
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