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Peeps need to think out of the box.. 
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So this is your CV, a pathological liar, built an empire on other peoples money which you've avoided paying back, lied and cheated your way to that position, a self made man thanks to erm.. Daddy... ahem... giving you millions..
Cheated on your wife on numerous occasions and would like to sleep with your biological daughter like some Redneck.
Avoided Vietnam with dubious heel spurs but would like to run the military, cheated both the taxman and the public on numerous occasions.
Believed in Democracy to get you elected but now say its a fraud...
Who in their right minds would vote you into the position?
Cheated on your wife on numerous occasions and would like to sleep with your biological daughter like some Redneck.
Avoided Vietnam with dubious heel spurs but would like to run the military, cheated both the taxman and the public on numerous occasions.
Believed in Democracy to get you elected but now say its a fraud...
Who in their right minds would vote you into the position?
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"I'm sacking the cleaner Obbie. That cheese puff has been under the desk for 2 days".
"Don't do that Joe. I dropped that on my way out 4 years ago".
"Don't do that Joe. I dropped that on my way out 4 years ago".
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Ok, we need some good news to cheer the Nation up. Anybody? Come on... there must be something...
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Jeez, look at that on the TV, Trump has a gold throne in the Sh*tter of his Trump Tower apartment... I hate to think what your going to find when you move in Joe, probably a mirrored ceiling in the bedroom and handcufffs on the bedposts.
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You know Joe, for people that do not believe in the Covid threat and wearing masks, they're dropping like flies.
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You know Joe, when he has gone, and opens the President Trump Library, as we all do, I bet it will be a Marvel... and a Beano and Dandy...
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I love Hawaii 5-0, don't you? Second best after The Flintstones of course...
Standing bye, results to come.
Mine would have been
Biden
Ghezz have you seen what Trump did with the Oval Office? I mean yellow wallpaper and brown chairs. Must have been on a real ego trip ..eurgh. .
Obama
Actually he did not re decorate, this was how Michele revamped, thought it complimented a younger fitter President...
Mine would have been
Biden
Ghezz have you seen what Trump did with the Oval Office? I mean yellow wallpaper and brown chairs. Must have been on a real ego trip ..eurgh. .
Obama
Actually he did not re decorate, this was how Michele revamped, thought it complimented a younger fitter President...
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“The waiting is the worst part ... someone get us a couple of beers, please ...”
Many thanks everyone and to get the show back on the road the Runner up goes to Dan with
And the latest winner is... roll of drums...Nutloose with
Trophy with you in time fur Christmas.... 2021
"I'm sacking the cleaner Obbie. That cheese puff has been under the desk for 2 days".
"Don't do that Joe. I dropped that on my way out 4 years ago".
"Don't do that Joe. I dropped that on my way out 4 years ago".
So we paid all this to redecorate the Oval Office and I can still see the bloody join in the wallpaper.
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Texas says I won...
Ok sorry for the delay worked late tonight, try this one above from
https://rafphotographersmemorial.co....-carousel-1509
Ok sorry for the delay worked late tonight, try this one above from
https://rafphotographersmemorial.co....-carousel-1509
"Been dropping men into the sea off Studland, have we?"
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"Low flying over Studland is limited to Transport Command. Who was the navigator on this flight?"
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"Low flying over Studland is limited to Transport Command. Who was the navigator on this flight?"
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