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Old 24th Jan 2020, 17:22
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Hoof Proudfoots first flight.
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Old 24th Jan 2020, 17:50
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"Alf Constable starts setting out his props for his epic war painting, The Haywain"
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Old 24th Jan 2020, 17:57
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"When I agreed to appear in the trailer for Top Gun 2, this isn't what I thought they meant....!"
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Old 24th Jan 2020, 19:33
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CAMO tells me it is ADS-B compliant
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Old 24th Jan 2020, 22:58
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Take the reins Bloggs. Your sector.
Roger, I have control.
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Old 24th Jan 2020, 23:19
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Happy Chinese new year!
(Leave that comment for a few days in quarantine)

Judging time.

Points for cruelty go to Wensleydale with
But to be fair, it does out accelerate a Jaguar on the runway!
And also for cruelty was Traffic with
Canada takes delivery of the first of Australia's retired F/A-18's.
But for a good pun it goes back to Wensleydale with

Its our most powerful model with twin turban engines...
Overture you, blue leader...
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Old 25th Jan 2020, 07:15
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Ta very much.

Lets try this for size...



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Old 25th Jan 2020, 09:01
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Dammit Hoskins, Why do they always have to hold the battle on the edge of the map?
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Old 25th Jan 2020, 09:07
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"No, the instructions do say the only way in is up that ladder!"
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Old 25th Jan 2020, 09:21
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"Just steer 270º ... America's big, so we can't miss it."
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Old 25th Jan 2020, 09:25
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"Well, they are good looking girls, but there is just nowhere in there we can hang a calendar."
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Nav sitting on wheel, thinking, "FFS just get an Uber".



This tax return is far to complicated, so I'm thinking, the whole stick. The armourers are up for it, what do you think?
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Old 25th Jan 2020, 09:45
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F...F...F... there found it Falkland Islands. Bit drab there might have to take some Instant Sunshine
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07.00 hard right over Trafalgar Square then full chat down the mall. Give Queenie something better than egg soldiers for breakfast
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Old 25th Jan 2020, 09:50
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All this for a fast taxi down Bruntingthorpe
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Yes, I was afraid of that. Only one item of carry on each. The rest have to go in the bomb bay, and there is an additional premium to pay.
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"Oops, I was holding the map upside down and we just bombed Newfoundland!"
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Okay chaps, Operation Skyshield. Now, here's America, see, just here, it's pretty large so we shouldn't miss it...
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Bloody hell, these SD hats here are expensive. How did you afford one, Nav?
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Just opened the Orders from AVM Buster. We are to proceed to Stanley Park and off load 1 (one) JDAM onto Annfield Park. At 15.15.
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