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"The last thing I remember was I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down"
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" Oh sh*t, that's torn it"
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"Well I was weaving and it was wefting"
you need to know fabric to understand that
you need to know fabric to understand that
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"The weren't kidding when they said we would be flying a string bag"
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"I told you not to pull that loose thread"
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" We were attacked by Moths..... Tiger Moths.."
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"Bloody Engineer thinks he's a doctor, I ask you, take two mothballs and come back in 7 days!...."
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And even after all of that, the Labour Party still wouldn't acknowledge their canvassing had failed.
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"Forget about the footy in no-man's land at Christmas - this year we'll build a Santa float to keep the troops happy. Now where do we find reindeer in Flanders?"
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"It's Britains idea of a kit plane, you buy it from the factory complete and it reverts to a kit over time"
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"It's part of the Moth family, TigerMoth, GypsyMoth, PussMoth and this one is the RampantMoth"
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"I think we can say it's reached VNE (very nearly eaten) Termite voracity "
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"We have been very fortunate, Mustafa. Not only have we been able to buy this latest Boeing 737 Max in the Old Bazaar in Cairo, but the pilot and co-pilot have been included in the deal."
"You are right, Abdul. Allah has been very kind to us. It seems too good to be true."
"You are right, Abdul. Allah has been very kind to us. It seems too good to be true."