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Caption Competition Mk II

Old 17th Oct 2020, 09:57
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Is anything worn under the kilt?, No its all in fine working order....... boom boom.
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Old 17th Oct 2020, 09:58
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What's that Tartan you have?
Its the Ben Doon and Phil Mcavity. Its been a long hard war...
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Old 17th Oct 2020, 10:00
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Old Great Grandad Kiltrash...Its far too easy taking the pash oot the Sassenachs
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Old 17th Oct 2020, 10:06
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Old 17th Oct 2020, 11:07
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"Next time someone wearing white lipstick gives you a huge kiss, you must wash your face before coming on duty."
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Old 17th Oct 2020, 11:09
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"Yes, in accordance with regulations, the glass windows have been replaced with greaseproof paper to protect personnel against bomb blast. Yes, the guns are securely locked in this shed when I'm not on duty."
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Old 17th Oct 2020, 11:35
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No.its actually a flick picture carousel "What the butler saw when Section Officer Harvey stayed the week'
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Old 17th Oct 2020, 11:37
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Oh the vice..., we put Jerry's todger in it remove the handle but give him a saw.
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Old 17th Oct 2020, 11:38
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Sorry football started, will have to close up shop now...
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Old 17th Oct 2020, 11:44
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"That's quite an impressive weapon".
"The babes seem to think so".
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Old 17th Oct 2020, 12:14
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When I said a want a good quantity of a rough shag, I was referring to tobacco for my pipe.
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Old 17th Oct 2020, 14:11
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Look here ol’ chap, I have no problem with a gun amnesty, it’s just that I think we should wait until after the War is over!
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Old 17th Oct 2020, 14:11
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"The weapons are outside because there's a sign NO UNAUTHORISED ACCESS on the door so no one ever came to see me."
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Old 17th Oct 2020, 14:29
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Guns! Getcha luverly guns! Shillin' apiece or three for two bob... Hammunition, sixpence a drum...
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Old 17th Oct 2020, 14:54
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Guns, booze and women old chap, but my only vice is there on the end of the bench.
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Old 17th Oct 2020, 14:59
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Galland, Molders, Hartmann, Bocke... my teacher told me I’d account for nothing, but look at me now, shooting at the stars..
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Old 17th Oct 2020, 15:04
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With shooting like that, there’s no teddy bear for you Mr Roosevelt.
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Old 17th Oct 2020, 16:11
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"I know it's called a 'shooting stick' but it's not a gun and you can't swap it for a gun."
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Old 17th Oct 2020, 16:22
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As requested Baldrick, Private Tibbs has etched your name on the bullet I'm about to give you but I'm not convinced it'll work...
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Old 17th Oct 2020, 17:16
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Well, we may have all the parts you need to make your kid a go-kart - why don't you have a rummage?
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