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You're never going to be able to aim this thing on a radial heading while your using crossply's.
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Judging tonight around 8pm! Fire at will...
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And if you see one of those peasant farmers bringing in the crops pop an item in their mouths, I want you to pop a shell in it for pudding.
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Ahh good to see the target is set up and the midgets have arrived, pass out the velcro general.
Whilst being glad to have been plucked from relevant obscurity to be Great Leaders shorthand scribe, General Fook U Too was dissapointed to learn that for every spelling mistake he lost a digit. Never mind still 5 errors to make. Better than the front line ...
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"... and with the support of the military, I shall make this into a green and pleasant land, a land flowing with milk and honey. Not forgetting industrial production and nuclear weapons."
The General having been appointed Great Leaders scoreing lacky decided that no matter what Kim says he will not win. So throwing the field wide open to the others. However some seem totally unimpressed...
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We spin the wheel and if your name comes up top we execute you.
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It's the man from Aldi, he says we have exceeded our two hour parking allowance and we have to pay a fine.
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He says do you want a side salad with your roast donkey?..
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When I find who shouted "Can I have a 99 mister" they will get an 88.....mm
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Yah it's loverly and warm, best white horse I ever owned, a gift that keeps on giving.
Think taking one to the fairground to win a cuddly toy at the shooting gallery might possibly be construed as .... cheating..... but in your case Great Leader we will call it creative thinking..
General...Think we might need to bring the target a bit closer, 50 miles was perhaps a bit hopeful.
Nonsense said Kim with my superior vision I can confirm it was a bullseye
Troops (who cant possibly see that far) all cheer and whoop and holler in agreement
Nonsense said Kim with my superior vision I can confirm it was a bullseye
Troops (who cant possibly see that far) all cheer and whoop and holler in agreement