Caption Competition Mk II
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Shhhh, they will never guess we are transporting the UXB away from a built up area.
Gnome de PPRuNe
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...and the CO says we should be able to stock up with bullets in Clas Ohlson.
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You can never be prepared enough, who knows, we might meet a right dog who is a go'er and you will be glad of the bag...
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'Ere Bert, do you reckon that lacy thong and sussie set I bought will go with my eyes?
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Hey Bert, there is a strange green glow coming from my bag, I think I have been mis sold, that chap in the Army Navy store told me it was a depleted uranium isotope.
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Customer feedback soon proved that the Army Navy store's new branding was not popular.
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How the firck am i supposed to sprinkle it on his lunch when he is not looking,,,, have you seen the amount they gave us.
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It's an aerosol perfume called Poison by Diorzki... they recommend we are Putin a little drop behind ones ears..
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Holding up the shop went ok, but I can't believe they charged me 10P for the bag to put the loot in..
Gnome de PPRuNe
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If you are going shopping in Croydon these days, it's sensible to take a few precautions...
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Lt Gruber, on foot patrol, couldn’t resist the silk undies he saw in the window. “There are no prizes for being uncomfortable, eh, Rene?”
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Make way for the Queen Guards!