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Old 18th Dec 2019, 12:15
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Why 2 there was nothing wrong with 1
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Old 18th Dec 2019, 12:26
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Old 18th Dec 2019, 12:27
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Originally Posted by NutLoose View Post
Why 2 there was nothing wrong with 1
Quote from the last post on thread #1:
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It's been 15 years since this thread was started by airborne_artist and all those years have produced a magnificent 58,040 posts. Like all good things it must now make way for Caption Competition Mk II, mainly because the system just can't manage such a multitude of posts when it comes to the most basic moderation which ties us up for ages while the IB servers grind away...and away....and away.

Although now locked, this thread will remain for as long as IB will allow. Thanks for the memories and see you on Caption Competition Mk II
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Old 18th Dec 2019, 13:53
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Why 2 there was nothing wrong with 1
Poor Nutty. He's just realised that he's got to go through the next 50,000 posts on "my thread"...


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Old 18th Dec 2019, 14:32
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Typical Yank. Shows up for rugby dressed for American football.
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Old 18th Dec 2019, 14:55
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Before joining up Hank was a postman and old habits die hard, especially at Christmas and getting to Mrs Higgins at the Grange for the extra special Present after her husband went to work.

and not a caption, Buster I was going to make a comment about Nutty getting upset when he realised this would ALWAYS now be known as YOUR football. but I restrained myself in the hope you would get in first.



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Old 18th Dec 2019, 14:57
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Sorry children you are not poor enough for this gift, I am looking for more needy kids, like George, Charlotte and Louis, in Central London
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Old 18th Dec 2019, 16:45
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"You need to understand one thing, kids:
I'm bigger than you - errm -
and you need to understand two things, kids:
I'm bigger than you and I've got the drum so I'm going to be the Little Drummer Boy in the Nativity Play this year."
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Old 18th Dec 2019, 17:00
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The guy in the back just realized he had triggered a real suicide vest
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Old 18th Dec 2019, 17:22
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Rumours of the new and enhanced MRE had the local population excited.
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Old 18th Dec 2019, 17:24
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Chuck was a miserable sod, as he taunted the locals with his disguised tin of Pork Scratchings
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Old 18th Dec 2019, 17:27
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Spotting the guy at the back, the Referee blew the whistle for Obstruction.
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Old 18th Dec 2019, 17:28
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Dave “The Perv” Chuckleberry ran faster, hoping that some girls would join the chase.
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Old 18th Dec 2019, 18:49
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Originally Posted by c52 View Post
"You need to understand one thing, kids:
I'm bigger than you - errm -
and you need to understand two things, kids:
I'm bigger than you and I've got the drum so I'm going to be the Little Drummer Boy in the Nativity Play this year."
In the what?
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Old 18th Dec 2019, 20:43
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Hank goes rattle rattle rattke....thinks he is a Abrams A1M1
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Old 18th Dec 2019, 20:47
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After emigrating to America Harry enlists in the US Rangers. So he can get back to where he was happiest and gets to play with children to keep Megan satisfied
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Old 18th Dec 2019, 21:30
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The Quorn Hunt no longer hunts with dogs. Hunting with children has not been banned
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Old 18th Dec 2019, 21:41
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Disney's Pied Piper of Hamelin (2019).

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Old 18th Dec 2019, 22:42
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Old 18th Dec 2019, 23:30
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Thiinks: This is so embarrassing.

"Listen everyone! I'm the front half of a horse, him over there is the Dame, and where the **** has the other half of the horse got to?"

"HE'S BEHIND YOU"

"NOT NOW, KIDS, THAT COMES LATER."
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