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Old 11th Apr 2020, 15:16
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The new recruit may have looked a bit strange but he/she passed the selection criteria including being able to read and write like a 5 year old.
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Old 11th Apr 2020, 15:28
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Dave? Dave Leppard? Is that you?
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Yep, it says in the script " Kirk always gets off with the green one"

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If I saw a woman with muscles like that, I should look very closely at her credentials.
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Bit overdone the Regimental BBQ Chef again?
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The toilet plumbing in block 430 was snagged as 'dangerous'
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"Now before you start telling me about the demographics and stuff about your new recruitment campaign, you do realise that's a man, don't you?"
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While the Polish guards were otherwise engaged the escape committee used tunnel Harry to get out the camp from hut 430
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Lofty took on a new character in ' Ain't half hot mum'
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Old 11th Apr 2020, 17:33
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From Incredible Beotch to Incredible Hulk in the blink of an eye!

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Old 11th Apr 2020, 19:31
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My God lads, I just saw the Wing Commander's wife naked!
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Old 11th Apr 2020, 19:51
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Dissapointed with how his life has gone since leaving the Royal Family, Harry seeks to get back in...
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Dissapointed with the latest ratings, Simon auditions for Lithuania's got talent
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An impressive level of envy as Brian discovers how much a PAS Flt Lt gets as his pension....
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Sq Leaders wife Creme de Menthe thief felt he would never get caught.
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Hoskins claim of he would drink a Gallon of whatever poncy drink the girlie ordered backfired.
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Martin the Martian was finally outed.
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Hoskins secondment to US Space Command was going well.
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Agent Orange got mildew.
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