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Old 8th Apr 2020, 16:08
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Yes we were worshipping our deity and then this strange ship appeared out of the water, it was like a saucer with a pod under it and two more pods behind it on long stalks, we saw some writing on it, NC-1701 I think...
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Old 8th Apr 2020, 16:09
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Ok, you can inform President Trump we have recovered his rectal plug.
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Old 8th Apr 2020, 16:55
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The documentary 'Drain the Ocean' gets off the drawing board
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Old 8th Apr 2020, 16:56
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While sailing near the dormant undersea volcano the crew were shocked at what the anchor dragged up.
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Old 8th Apr 2020, 16:59
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Ask the ships cook, has he a pan big enough
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The USN were surprised to find they had actually succeed in capturing the warhead from K-129
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Due to climate change the Lighthouse at Cromer was swept out to sea, this was a challenging recovery
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Old 8th Apr 2020, 17:38
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It doesn't have MH370 written on it.

-- We can soon change that.
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Old 8th Apr 2020, 19:20
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I'll judge Friday afternoon, giving us a new one for the weekend. (Not much of a caption, but it is the winner).

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The military prepare to storm the hijacked aircraft, on the count of 3 in we go.
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During Mr Branson's round the world balloon flight, clearance was not obtained from North Korea whose interceptor easily reach the 135000 foot altitude and shot him down. Fortunately USS Kitty Hawk just happened to the cruising in the South Chine Sea
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Old 8th Apr 2020, 20:45
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Just check in case it has monkeys or chimps or apes in it......
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Old 8th Apr 2020, 20:46
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Ask them did they see ET.
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Hey, should we all put on Gorilla suits to freak them out ?
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Man, what some guys will do to get away from the wife for a week.
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"Don't know who he is, but he's walking in a most peculiar way".
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Old 8th Apr 2020, 22:05
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Mulder and Scully find proof the moon landings were faked

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Wait! Don't open that hatch. Tom Hanks could be in there and we don't want to give the SECNAV any problems...
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Hey guys, fly a bit near the Sun?
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